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Title: MY BOW IS SO FAST-
Post by: Crooked Stic on December 23, 2005, 06:48:00 PM: Thought this may be fun.
My bow is so fast that the fletching goes up in flame on the way to the target.
My bow is so fast that the arrow is in the target before the string gets back to brace.
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Post by: Hunter John on December 23, 2005, 06:52:00 PM: My bow is so fast it will go through a deer and it is like the arrow never touched him.Oh nevermind thats when i miss

John
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Post by: huntsmanlance on December 23, 2005, 06:55:00 PM: My bow is so fast that the arrow hits the target before you hear the sound of it being shot!

My bow is so fast that even the Flash couldnt outrun my arrow!
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Post by: Shakes.602 on December 23, 2005, 07:23:00 PM: Good Ones Crooked Stic!! :smileystooges:
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Post by: Keener on December 23, 2005, 07:24:00 PM: My bow is so fast the arrow is back in my quiver before I shoot it.
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Post by: pointy sticks on December 23, 2005, 07:28:00 PM: My bow is sooooooooooooooo fast that I'll shoot tomorrow for hits today.
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Post by: Keith361 on December 23, 2005, 07:31:00 PM: My bow is sooo fast.... I can't see the impact through the vapor trail.
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Post by: Killdeer on December 23, 2005, 07:34:00 PM: My bow is SO fast, its phone number is in all the truckstop bathrooms along Route 66.

Oh, sorry. I meant beau...

:bigsmyl:
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Post by: Slycoyote on December 23, 2005, 07:40:00 PM: My bow is soo fast I can't keep the arrows fletched.

My bow is so fast that I cant shoot into hay bales during a burn ban.

My bow is so fast that my follow through is pulling the bow.

Alright lame enough for now.
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Post by: pointy sticks on December 23, 2005, 07:41:00 PM: Dang that's a fast bow, aren't you worried them truckers might do it wrong?
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Post by: pointy sticks on December 23, 2005, 07:42:00 PM: My bow is so fast i have to re-crest after every shoot
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Post by: Hunter John on December 23, 2005, 07:42:00 PM: I love that sense of humor. :smileystooges:

John
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Post by: gordonf on December 23, 2005, 08:35:00 PM: My bow is so fast I've already missed before I've released.
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Post by: headknocker on December 23, 2005, 08:56:00 PM: My bow is so fast, I have to re-wrap and fletch after every shot :D :D
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Post by: Jake on December 23, 2005, 09:02:00 PM: ...I got a nuther one on order...Just in case this one VAPORIZES!!!
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Post by: Killdeer on December 23, 2005, 09:02:00 PM: My animals all survive because the wound has been cauterized.

Killdeer
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Post by: Jake on December 23, 2005, 09:03:00 PM: Killy, Damn...That is Fast! :knothead:
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Post by: Killdeer on December 23, 2005, 09:03:00 PM: Every arrow is a flame arrow!
~Mockingbird
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Post by: Jake on December 23, 2005, 09:05:00 PM: all you hear is... fht...
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Post by: Killdeer on December 23, 2005, 09:06:00 PM: If you put a mirror on the arrow, and shot it into space, and trained Hubble on it, eventually you would see God in the Void, scratching His head and saying, "Gee, what will I do today? Oh, there is no day yet. Let's fix that!"

Killdeer
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Post by: Gitnadoix on December 23, 2005, 09:17:00 PM: My bow is so fast all the arrows I will ever shoot and all the arrows that my children will shoot out of it and their childrens children shoot out if it are already in the target, as small wisps of smoke rise from the riser.

But I think Killdeer's faster than light analogy cant be beat.
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Post by: Killdeer on December 23, 2005, 09:20:00 PM: Holy squat! Which one of those is faster?

Killdeer

My husband LOVES time travel stories!
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Post by: Leftwing on December 23, 2005, 09:22:00 PM: My bow is soooooo fast I still havent figgured out how to keep the feathers from skiddin down the shaft when it hits the target?
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Post by: ckruse on December 23, 2005, 09:22:00 PM: My bow is so fast it'll turn an Easton 2020 wrongside out!! :eek:
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Post by: Killdeer on December 23, 2005, 09:26:00 PM: Oof!
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Post by: Jake on December 23, 2005, 09:36:00 PM: I shot an arrow into the nightime air and MY Bow was fast that I had an incoming email from Luke Skywalker when I came in the house! All it said was " Dude...Nice crest job!!!"
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Post by: hilltoparcher on December 23, 2005, 10:06:00 PM: My bow's so fast it can SHOOT an email out of cyber space!

HTA
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Post by: RH on December 23, 2005, 10:27:00 PM: My bows are so fast that everyone ask me if I have a HEMI in that thing.
(RH)
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Post by: Jake on December 23, 2005, 10:33:00 PM: :bigsmyl:
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Post by: Many Arrows Lost on December 23, 2005, 10:34:00 PM: My bow is so fast the game is knocked over by the supersonic shockwave :readit: ...which causes my arrow to miss and the animal to leave, badly shaken, but unharmed :knothead:
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Post by: Shaun on December 23, 2005, 10:48:00 PM: I only half draw to avoid tearing the space/time continuem.
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Post by: Crooked Stic on December 23, 2005, 11:14:00 PM: Good ones! My bow is so fast I have been banned from 3-D shoots because my flaming arrow burns the 10 ring out of the target as it passes thru.
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Post by: Chad Edgar on December 24, 2005, 01:02:00 AM: My bow is so fast I gotta use Titanium nocks to keep from splitten shafts!
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Post by: beekeeper on December 24, 2005, 02:02:00 AM: My Bow is sooo Fast that when i miss the Target i will always get a perfect Hit the secont time arout this Planet
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Post by: wolfhawaii on December 24, 2005, 02:40:00 AM: My latest guava selfbow (will be) so fast that the arrow will hit the pig, cauterize the hole, and vaporize from the heat before I cut the tree down it is made from :bigsmyl:
Great ones, everybody!
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Post by: Wannabe1 on December 24, 2005, 03:14:00 AM: My bow is soooo fast, I shot this season and nailed that big buck next season.
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Post by: deerfly on December 24, 2005, 03:38:00 AM: my bow is so fast that its been confiscated by two men in dark coats and glasses from the government to launch atomic particals at CERN, with NO handshock!
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Post by: Brute killer on December 24, 2005, 05:01:00 AM: I thought my bow was fast.......

'til I put wheels on it!

Aww, come on guys, come back! :(
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Post by: Brute killer on December 24, 2005, 05:02:00 AM: :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :bigsmyl:
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Post by: Okie man on December 24, 2005, 06:08:00 AM: My bow is so fast NASA builds my broadheads.
My bow is so fast if I shoot over a target, I have to duck because its comin up behind me. That's happened on 3 bucks this year. I'm lucky to be alive. :bigsmyl:
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Post by: Osagetree on December 24, 2005, 06:51:00 AM: My bow is so fast, I found it in bed with my wife! It is so mean, needless to say, I slept on the couch.

Hope the wife lives through it.
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Post by: Jim Spencer on December 24, 2005, 07:36:00 AM: My bow is so fast I can only drink 1 cup of coffee before the arrow hits the target...Jim.
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Post by: sidebuster on December 24, 2005, 09:15:00 AM: You want to see how fast by bow shoots?
You want to see it again?
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Post by: Huntrdfk on December 24, 2005, 09:22:00 AM: Jim,

Sounds like our bows are about the same speed! :bigsmyl:

David
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Post by: Minuteman on December 24, 2005, 09:29:00 AM: Beekeeper beat me to the circlin' the globe crack!
My bow is so SLOW when I shoot it if its gonna miss I just go up and adjust the target before it hits! Sometimes I just correct it in mid-flight though.
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Post by: KodiakMagnum on December 24, 2005, 09:48:00 AM: :D :bigsmyl: :D :bigsmyl: :D :bigsmyl:
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Post by: Jim Spencer on December 24, 2005, 09:56:00 AM: :bigsmyl:
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Post by: Black Arrow on December 24, 2005, 06:12:00 PM: My bow is so fast I can't hit the mark my arrow melts. :bigsmyl: :wavey:
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Post by: Hunt Stealth on December 24, 2005, 07:22:00 PM: my bow is so fast, do you want to see me shoot again............ I know thats not funny, I just wanted to post something..........
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Post by: Got2strum on December 24, 2005, 07:34:00 PM: My bow is so fast I have to use those huge 5'x 10' bales of hey to stop the arrows instead of the small ones.
My bow is so fast the deer wave white flags when I walk into the woods...... what..... you mean those aren't surrender flags ? ... Doh ! :banghead:
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Post by: Allan Hundeby on December 30, 2006, 04:38:00 PM: !naeroLeD s'ylFcM ytraM naht retsaf si wob yM
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Post by: robtattoo on December 30, 2006, 04:48:00 PM: My bow's so fast that every animal I shoot dies cooked. I've started cresting my arras with A1 sauce :D :D
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Post by: Roy from Pa on December 30, 2006, 05:11:00 PM: My bow is so fast since I put wheels on it:)

LOL just a joke guys...
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Post by: Scott Gray on December 30, 2006, 05:35:00 PM: Shoot boys them bows aint fast.
My bow is so fast that I have to coat my arrows with an asbestos arrow wrap just to keep it from burning up and I have to make my broadheads and field point from old space shuttle heat tiles :jumper:
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Post by: DEAN on December 30, 2006, 06:47:00 PM: MY ARROW IS WHAT IS FAST!!!!!!!
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Post by: Otto on December 30, 2006, 06:55:00 PM: On the road I live on, the further back in the holler you go, the faster the bows git.

I live in the last house.
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Post by: BigRonHuntAlot on December 30, 2006, 08:22:00 PM: My bow is so FAST that I have to hunt with a RIFLE to give the deer a chance. :bigsmyl:
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Post by: Deerhntr on December 31, 2006, 12:00:00 AM: My bow is so fast my neighbor called 911 after he heard the sonic boom.
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Post by: ranger 3 on December 31, 2006, 09:15:00 AM: My bow is so fast, no wait a minute it ain't that fast.
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Post by: sar on December 31, 2006, 10:39:00 AM: My bow is so fast I have to shoot it in the same direction as Earth's revolution. Otherwise time will reverse.
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Post by: Dalebow on December 31, 2006, 11:18:00 AM: My bow is so fast....must be the new Adcock
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Post by: Benha on December 31, 2006, 11:39:00 AM: My bow is so fast I have to call and request flight clearance.
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Post by: huntwisely on December 31, 2006, 11:41:00 AM: My self bow is so fast it has a propeller
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Post by: snag on December 31, 2006, 12:15:00 PM: You guys are killing me!
Good one Bowdaddy!

My bow is so fast the draft of the arrow has been known to pull clothes, toupes, hair off dogs, etc. right off bystanders.
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Post by: Goatpacker on December 31, 2006, 12:48:00 PM: My new bow that Mark Horne is building me is going to be so fast that he is not going to charge me extra for overnight shipping
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Post by: JStark on December 31, 2006, 02:03:00 PM: Three kids were standing in a schoolyard bragging about their dads.
"My dad's a fireman, and he's so fast, the wind from his fire truck blows the fire out!"
"Well, my dad's a policeman, and he's so fast that the sonic boom from his cop car scares the criminals into givin' up!"
The third boy then speaks up:
"My Dad's got all your dads beat! He's a CalTrans worker, and he's so fast, he gets off work at five and he's home by three!"

But my bow, my bow is pretty slow.
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Post by: The Whittler on December 31, 2006, 04:12:00 PM: My bow is so fast it's there before it's gone. Alan
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Post by: Old York on December 31, 2006, 04:18:00 PM: My bow is so fast, Easton's Spine Chart can't work. Hey, wait a minute, this means there's a lot of fast... :p
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Post by: vermonster13 on December 31, 2006, 04:20:00 PM: My bow is so fast it is patented.
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Post by: BamBooBender on December 31, 2006, 06:17:00 PM: My bows are so fast; that the arrows usually make it all the way to the target.
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Post by: snag on December 31, 2006, 06:50:00 PM: My bow is so fast any animal within 30 yds just gives up and lays down....yeah right! I wish!
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Post by: Minuteman on December 31, 2006, 06:57:00 PM: My bows so fast I have to check the stands I'm gonna hunt tomorrow today to see if its already killed a deer before I got there! Eeyup 790 FPS-Fibs Per Second!
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Post by: Tom Leemans on December 31, 2006, 09:21:00 PM: I got done letting an arrow fly once. Chuck Yeager just dropped his helmet and walked away scratching his head.
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Post by: Kingstaken on December 31, 2006, 09:47:00 PM: My bow is so fast,,,,,,,,,,,
Hey wait a minute,isn't this a traditional website,,,,,,,,,there are no fast bows....
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Post by: Ralph Renfro on December 31, 2006, 11:34:00 PM: Arrows from my Bows are sooooo fast I have to sleep on the ground waaay up the holler behind Otto's (pg.5) house!!
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Post by: Biblethumpincop on January 01, 2007, 12:22:00 AM: my bow is sooo fast that they outlawed me from the traditional category. I must be shooting something illegal.
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Post by: Sacred mt on January 01, 2007, 01:25:00 AM: my bow is so fast it shot into next year....happy New Year..
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Post by: 9 Mile Archer on January 01, 2007, 01:39:00 AM: My bow shoots arrows so fast, that I have to aim behind the deer! :jumper:
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Post by: Weekend Warrior on January 01, 2007, 02:00:00 AM: My bow is so fast
The first time I shot it blew both the wheels of :saywhat: Yea it really did.. :knothead:
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Post by: CDMHorseman on January 01, 2007, 02:12:00 AM: My bow slings arrows so fast that you have to wear hearing protection because of the sonic BOOM! :scared:
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Post by: DarkeGreen on January 01, 2007, 08:36:00 AM: …tsaf os si wob yM
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Post by: DarkeGreen on January 01, 2007, 09:06:00 AM: My bow is so fast it was highlighted on the show Future Weapons!
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Post by: dad on January 01, 2007, 10:45:00 AM: My bow is so fast, I can shoot an arrow and run and beat it to the target!
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Post by: 9 Mile Archer on January 01, 2007, 11:22:00 AM: Dad, I think that is for the "I'm so fast" thread. LOL :biglaugh:
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Post by: 9 Mile Archer on January 01, 2007, 11:24:00 AM: My bow shoots arrows so fast..I can shoot someone elses bow, pick up mine and shoot it next and sneak my bows arrow in fromt of the other for a robinhood!
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Post by: snag on January 02, 2007, 09:56:00 AM: My bow is soooo fast I shot it in 2006 and it ended up in 2007! Of course it was New Year's Eve...but still!
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Post by: Talondale on January 02, 2007, 10:13:00 AM: My bow is so fast that when I shoot a carbon arrow the air friction converts it to diamond before it hits the deer.

I've payed for my house and three cars by selling my used arrows. :)
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Post by: Benha on January 02, 2007, 04:16:00 PM: Good one Snag!
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Post by: Deerhntr on January 02, 2007, 06:54:00 PM: My bows so fast I shot an alien off the moon. Hey he had a raygun pointed at earth.
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Post by: DRR324 on January 02, 2007, 09:39:00 PM: My bow is so fast that it has 3 modes...
single, burst, and full auto.....
Of course- I can't keep up with the full auto mode, but the burst one is pretty cool!!
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Post by: hormoan on January 02, 2007, 10:04:00 PM: My bow is so fast when I shoot it, I never see the arrow go. And its never seen again!

I'll try and get a picture of just one of my arrows maybe one of you have some of them. All I have to do is find just one of them.
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Post by: Basic Instinct on January 02, 2007, 10:39:00 PM: Shoot, My bow is so fast!!! I have to coat my arrows with Pam spray, otherwise the meat will stick to the burning arrows.
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Post by: nc recurveman on January 02, 2007, 11:24:00 PM: my bows so fast I shot at a sqruirel and missed, found it by the truck with japanese writing on the flu-flus.
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Post by: nc recurveman on January 02, 2007, 11:26:00 PM: My bow is so fast the n. koreans called and wanted to buy it for a ballistic missile launcher.....beat that.
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Post by: Kingstaken on January 02, 2007, 11:57:00 PM: My bow is so fast:
My cedar arrows cook the meat from the inside,
so it is butchered and ready to serve..
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Post by: DarkeGreen on January 03, 2007, 12:14:00 PM: My bow is so fast I participated in the Gulf War from my house!
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Post by: Ray Lyon on January 03, 2007, 02:32:00 PM: My bow is so fast that Paris Hilton's granddaughter asked for an autographed copy. :D
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Post by: Jesse Minish on January 03, 2007, 04:36:00 PM: Actual quote heard from a compound shooter at a shoot "my bow shoots so fast I cant keep the feathers from flying off my arrows"
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Post by: Steve Kendrot on January 03, 2007, 05:55:00 PM: My bow is so fast, I gotta lead BEHIND a moving deer.
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Post by: T.Minish on January 03, 2007, 11:41:00 PM: Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch HIMSELF in the back of the head. My bow is even faster than Chuck.
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Post by: sidebuster on January 04, 2007, 12:10:00 AM: You want to see it again.
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Post by: LoneWolf on January 04, 2007, 07:47:00 AM: My bow is so fast...the air friction dulls my Snuffers before they reach the target.
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Post by: DarkeGreen on January 04, 2007, 03:01:00 PM: My bow is so fast I shot it from the back of a truck(in a vacuum)moving down the road 160 fps and the arrow didn't fall to the ground as though it was dropped. ;)
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Post by: robtattoo on January 04, 2007, 05:54:00 PM: Clever, witty & well thought out. I like you DarkeGreen :D
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Post by: robtattoo on January 04, 2007, 05:55:00 PM: My bow is sooooo fast that I don't bother using arrows. The presuure pulse frm the dry-fired string is anough to gut, fillet, de-bone & cook an elephant! :D
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Post by: rxhntr on January 04, 2007, 07:31:00 PM: my bow is so fast, I have to bounce the arrows off of rocks just to give the animal a chance :)
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Post by: Jim Parsell on January 04, 2007, 10:11:00 PM: My buddies bow was so fast, he launched it 12 ft. down range without an arrow even nocked!!!!
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Post by: Dick in Seattle on January 05, 2007, 01:20:00 PM: I've heard enough of you guys... now here's a fast bow... so fast it allowed my grandad to retire. Many, many years ago, he was hunting in the Cascades northeast of Seattle. The day was clear, but there was a layer of icy sleet clouds over the ridge. That layer was acting as kind of a lens and reflecting what was on the other side. He could see an image of a huge elk, but I knew it would be tricky trying to figure a trajectory over the mountain to hit him. He had far more confidence in a straight shot, so he mentally triangulated and aimed at the rock wall in front of him. That arrow went right through the mountain, hit the elk in the breastbone and drove the carcass out of the hide, so he didn't have to dress him. Being tired, he didn't climb over the mountain to get to him, just walked through the hole the arrow had made in the ridge and packed the elk on back to town. Years later, the Burlington Railroad bought the rights to his arrow hole and used is as a tunnel, providing the basis for the family fortune. Now, that's the story as grandad told it. If you dobut me, the railroads gone, but you can still bicycle the tunnel on the John Wayne Trail. Anyway, that's how a fast bow allowed an old man to retire young.

dick inSeattle
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Post by: Crooked Stic on January 05, 2007, 07:05:00 PM: That a good one Dick.I found out how fast my bow the other day when I shot straight out in front of me at nothing and about 60 seconds later the arrow whizzed past my ear from behind. Lucky the wind was blowing some and the arrow stuck in a tree or I would still be ducking.
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Post by: Voodoofire1 on January 06, 2007, 08:11:00 AM: My bow is so fast it takes ME out to dinner!

My next bow is going to be so fast that I have to build it myself because the bowyers are worried about lawsuits.
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Post by: Ol Man on January 06, 2007, 08:49:00 AM: My bow is so fast that when I shoot something I spin quickly to look behind myself to see it coming toward me. (Shoots around the world is what I am trying to say!)
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Post by: Matt Stuckey on January 06, 2007, 10:31:00 AM: My bow is so fast I missed a buck of a lifetime this year and the next week recieved a letter from some guy named Noah. He said something about nearly ruining it for every hunter in North America, then he went on to say something about nearly destroying a boat...I don't know, I had a hard time reading the papyrus.
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Post by: Ol Man on January 06, 2007, 12:36:00 PM: My bow is so fast ...I have to turn around quick to make sure I don't get hit in the back with my arrow.
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Post by: Ol Man on January 06, 2007, 12:37:00 PM: wow - so fast it posted twice. (Old Timers)
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Post by: DSARGE.308 on January 06, 2007, 12:54:00 PM: My bow is so fast, my arrows grow moss before they hit the target.
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Post by: The Whittler on January 06, 2007, 07:32:00 PM: My bow is so fast the arrows went before they go.
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Post by: Sneakypete on January 06, 2007, 07:58:00 PM: Huntsmanlance -- Man, you look like the younger brother of Grendel in the great flick "Beowolf and Grendel." That's a compliment. And I've been wondering ... how was that redhead?
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Post by: Dave Rice on January 06, 2007, 08:03:00 PM: Last fall I was hunting a corn field and loosed an arrow at a deer. The arrow was so fast that it heated the air popping all the corn. Unfortunately, some nearby cows thought it was snowing and froze to death.
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Post by: Dalebow on January 07, 2007, 12:17:00 AM: It is so fast I dont have to get out of bed until tomorrow:-)
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Post by: Stone Knife on January 07, 2007, 07:27:00 AM: My bow is so fast that i had to give up hunting. When i shoot an animal the wound gets cauterized. Then the animal walks away like nothing happened.
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Post by: Shifting Shadow on January 07, 2007, 12:19:00 PM: ...My bow is so fast Einstein can't determine if the arrow is mass or energy!
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Post by: Dalebow on January 07, 2007, 12:47:00 PM: My bow is so fast....guess why??

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Post by: shaft on January 07, 2007, 12:53:00 PM: I work in a bow shop and one of the compound shooters actually said this and was serious."My bow is so fast that I've shot through deer and there was no blood on the arrow."Yeah,in my day we called that a miss.I couldn't believe he actually believed it.
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Post by: Bjorn on January 07, 2007, 03:38:00 PM: While out hunting a while back came up to a compounder sniffing his arrow. "Just had a complete pass thru on a hog-and there was no damned blood trail to follow; and none even on my arrow-look" he exclaimed!
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Post by: Lee Viv on January 07, 2007, 06:54:00 PM: I shoot a Silvertip, enuff said!

Lee :smileystooges:
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Post by: Crooked Stic on January 07, 2007, 08:35:00 PM: Dale cause you shot the limbs right off of it?
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Post by: Dalebow on January 07, 2007, 08:59:00 PM: I don't have limbs or a riser:-(
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Post by: IB on January 08, 2007, 02:49:00 PM: Some Guy just called and left a message, think he said he was ALGORE. He insists that you stop shootin yer BOWS, claims your the REASON behind GLOBAL WARMING :scared:
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Post by: stringstretcher on January 08, 2007, 10:03:00 PM: LOL....my bow is so fast, the first arrow gets to the target before I can shoot another one....lol....sorry could not resist....
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Post by: Kingstaken on January 12, 2007, 01:20:00 PM: My bow is so fast I shoot my arrows on Sunday and hits the target on Saturday......(he day before)
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Post by: bentpole on January 12, 2007, 05:50:00 PM: MY BOW IS SOOOO FAST I MISSED THE TARGET ARROW WENT AROUND THE WORLD AND I DIDN"T SEE IT COMING IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE OH BOY NOW THATS CORNY NEVERMIND>>>--->
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Post by: Crooked Stic on January 12, 2007, 06:26:00 PM: Yeah I know what you mean. Just stand in front of a tree or something.
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Post by: wtpops on January 12, 2007, 07:41:00 PM: My bow is so fast that after i shoot i reach into my quiver for another arrow and the first one is already back in there. Needless to say my quiver is never emety
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Post by: lem on January 12, 2007, 08:31:00 PM: I put on ear plugs because when my arrow breaks the sound barrier,it is LOUD (sonic boom, you know).