Trad Gang
Main Boards => PowWow => Topic started by: WESTBROOK on March 04, 2011, 12:51:00 PM
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....Your grain scale has a doorbell button for an On/Off switch! Got to be a pain to turn on/off then finaly quit..so I tore into it..$0.00 later I'm back in business.
No "might be" about it I am a redneck, just ask my wife...or as the George Jones song goes "...High Tech Redneck.."
Its been a long winter!!
Eric
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If there are broadheads buried in the side of the non-working car parked in the weeds in your front yard, then you might be a redneck!
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Heck Westbrook, that ain't redneck......that's just plain smart if ya ask me! :saywhat:
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Do rednecks shoot trad?
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This one does..
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...you might be a redneck if you consider roadkill legal game. After swerving and hitting a deer on the way to your hunting grounds you stop and load up your kill by putting it in the back seat of your sedan. Driving home with a grin on your face you find he was just knocked out. After he came back to his senses he kicked the poo out of you. You escape with your life but in bad shape. So you call 911 asking for a "bambulance"......
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You buy a hunting license instead of having your tooth cleaned.
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Originally posted by SEMO_HUNTER:
Heck Westbrook, that ain't redneck......that's just plain smart if ya ask me! :thumbsup:
That is what I was gonna say!
I like it!! :thumbsup:
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"Do rednecks shoot trad?"
I've always heard there's no such thing as a stupid question...until now. LOL
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You have a 3-d Deer target in your basement....
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That's awesome. Right up my alley. :clapper:
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I see nothing wrong with the riggin' on the scale. Looks pretty slick to me. :thumbsup:
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SSWV there is no such thing as a stupid question, just the people who ask them. :bigsmyl:
Sorry ZRadix, I'm not suggesting that you or your question are stupid. I've been accused of asking many a stupid question and I've thought everyone of them was a brilliant question.
To answer your question yep we sure do!!!
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Originally posted by sswv:
"Do rednecks shoot trad?"
I've always heard there's no such thing as a stupid question...until now. LOL
:mad: :mad:
:biglaugh:
There needs to be a sarcastic font...lol
I KNOW we shoot trad.
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Originally posted by OntarioBirdhunter:
You have a 3-d Deer target in your basement....
Now why on earth would'ja put it in the basement, when there's plenty of room in the living room? :knothead:
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You can tell I'm military as we would just call that improvising to accomplish the mission! Now that's using the ole noodle. :D :thumbsup:
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If RedNecks DON'T Shoot Trad., I am having an HUGE Identity Crisis right now!! :eek: :eek: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :archer2:
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You might be a redneck if you use mudflap girl as camo for a bow.
Bow in center
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If you got a tree stand in your front yard,and you hang deer in the big tree along your driveway. :goldtooth:
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hello my name is ED,an Iam a REDNECK!!!!
I do hang deer in my yard an I do have a 3-d target in the basement.This also is true I ironed one of my camo shirts this past Sunday to go to the monster truck show with my sons.
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I'AM NOT RED.BUT THIS PROBABLY COULD BE CONSIDERED REDNECK.HAVENT SHAVED MY BEARD SINCE JULLLLLY,AND LOOK LIKE THE BUCK COMMANDER BY NOW.LOVE HUNTIN ANYTHING,AND EAT IT TO. MAKE BIG BON FIRES IN MY BACK YARD,DRINK WHISKEY,DRIVE A BIG TRUCK,HAVE PRETTY WELL EQUIPPED WIFE,WHOS TUFF AS NAILS,AND 4 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS,HAVE A BUNCH OF BOWS, LOVE SHOOTIN TRAD ANY CHANCE I GET,HAVENT SEEN TO MANY LIKE ME IN THESE PARTS OF THE CITY.HAVE A LOT OF GOOD FRIENDS THAT LIVE UP NORTH IN THE WOODS, THAT LIKE THE SAME PASS TIME THAT I LIKE. MY NEIGHBORS,DOWN HERE IN THE BRONX THINK IM CRAZY AND THEY CALL ME, RAY THE MOUNTAIN MAN...AND BY THE WAY I FORGOT I LOVEEEEE FISHIN. THATS A CITY REDNECK...LOL
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Originally posted by snag:
...you might be a redneck if you consider roadkill legal game. After swerving and hitting a deer on the way to your hunting grounds you stop and load up your kill by putting it in the back seat of your sedan. Driving home with a grin on your face you find he was just knocked out. After he came back to his senses he kicked the poo out of you. You escape with your life but in bad shape. So you call 911 asking for a "bambulance"......
.....and then while you are asking 911 for the bambulance a stray dog comes up and starts attacking you....
I never laughed so hard as when i heard that 911 tape.
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You might be a redneck if you choose your kids birthday presents so they are of a common household caliber.
Or, you might be a redneck if your soon to be thirteen yr old asks for a meat smoker for Christmas. :D
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hey Zradix! It's all in fun brother. :thumbsup:
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You might be a redneck if you've ever thawed out bait shrimp in your hotel bathroom sink to go dock fishing with later off the pier across the road from the motel.
Then come back and clean fish on the balcony, dump the leavins in the community dumpster on the way to Wally World to purchase a Fry Daddy, corn meal, and some canola oil. :goldtooth:
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Originally posted by bowtough:
If you got a tree stand in your front yard,and you hang deer in the big tree along your driveway. :bigsmyl:
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You might be a redneck:
If you have a gun safe in your room.
If you haven't bought any street clothes in 5+ years as you'd rather spend the money on hunting clothes/gear.
If you plan your honeymoon so that you come back from your wedding the day before Spoonbill Snagging season opens.
If you've ever hauled a truck load of composted manure for your garden.
If you think cowboy boots are completely acceptable for every day wear, in every situation.
If your wife gets mad at you for trying to cook your Euro mount on the kitchen stove.
If you decided your kid's tire swing makes a great target for 'stump' shooting.
If opening day of deer season is like your holy day, and you plan all other life events around it.
If your 'church' is in a deer stand somewhere.
You have a 10 step plan for what to do in the event of a world crisis, and you also have enough ammunition.
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You might be a redneck if your brother's wife is your wife's cousin...
This for me is a true story, I used it to start off my best man speech at my brother's wedding :) Broke the ice pretty well and my dad (who lives in a converted dry stack on the side of a hill in Alabama) nearly fell outta his seat he was laughing so hard :)
Can't wait to get back up there this summer, brings back memories and my daughter loves the country :)
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When you have more money in mounts than your house!LOL
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...If your "go to town" shoes are boots. The really nice ones in the closet are old, look new and only see your feet at weddings and funerals.
...If you actually know what regular gasoline tastes like. (Dirt bike's out of gas but you got a chunk of garden hose and a full tank in the truck)
...something has been skinned in our yard.
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You boys are on a roll!!
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You might be a redneck if . . .
you've climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sisters honor
you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth,
you're family tree is a wreath,
while mowing your lawn you discover a car (shot up with cedar arrows to keep it on topic).
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You stop by the local game processor to pick up elk carcasses for the pack of hunting dogs that call your place home. You then throw said carcass in the front yard. Oh and your entertainment on cold winter days is watching said dogs squabble over and guard the carcass from ravens and magpies. Sort of my own version of watching national geographic. Oops did I say "my" I mean a redneck.
PS You should see the place after snow melts... looks like a bone yard. :)
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You might be redneck if you set off the smoke alarm in your hotel room by cooking bacon and eggs on the coleman camp stove you snuck through the window. Gary
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You might be a redneck if...
You whittle a log down in to a stick.
Tie a string to it that you made from inedible animal parts.
Use a reed you pulled out by the roots from a swamp as an arrow.
And at the tip of that reed fasten a sharp rock using more inedible animal parts and pine sap.
Then go use your contraption to find a new bath room wall decoration.
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Redneck if;
1. the taxidermist's on speed dial.
2. your wife checks you for ticks
3. wear camo to church
4. know a shortcut to WalMart
5. bowfish w/dynamite.
6. bought your wife's anniversary present in your draw weight
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...You get a peronalized Christmas card from a pawn shop.
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if you ask your wife whats for dinner and she ask you what you picked up on the road
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....Your idea of a seven course meal is a backstrap and a 6 pack!
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...if a new, clean pair of overalls are for going to town in.
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... If your Idea of a home entertainment center is a bird feeder and a dozen cedar arrows.
IE.. Cedar arrows over der son, bring dem to me I gots a skwerl to gets. :laughing:
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Originally posted by snag:
...you might be a redneck if you consider roadkill legal game. After swerving and hitting a deer on the way to your hunting grounds you stop and load up your kill by putting it in the back seat of your sedan. Driving home with a grin on your face you find he was just knocked out. After he came back to his senses he kicked the poo out of you. You escape with your life but in bad shape. So you call 911 asking for a "bambulance"......
That is to fun snag, had and old trapper tell me one time he had caught a bobcat and he shot it in the head with a 22 and was coming home, and the bobcat woke up with a big knot on it's head it the truck and the trapper jump out the truck wile driving down the road.
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my ten year old just said a good one. i have been at the hospital with my sick wife for the last three days. my little ones here with me this morning. he was looking out the window (were on the fourth floor) and he says dad wish i had my bow i have a perfect shot at a squirrel! Excuse my typeing im on my phone.
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If you have ever asked your wife if she would mind saving some items she normally discards so you can try them to see if estrogen will really attract bucks.
Back in those days no one outside the immediate family could go into the fridges freezer section for anything!!.....lol
God bless,Mudd
PS: I almost disgusted myself....lol
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You might be a Redneck if you mow your lawn to make a shooting lane.
Guilty...
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Originally posted by USN_Sam1385:
You might be a redneck:
If you have a gun safe in your room.
If you haven't bought any street clothes in 5+ years as you'd rather spend the money on hunting clothes/gear.
If you plan your honeymoon so that you come back from your wedding the day before Spoonbill Snagging season opens.
If you've ever hauled a truck load of composted manure for your garden.
If you think cowboy boots are completely acceptable for every day wear, in every situation.
If your wife gets mad at you for trying to cook your Euro mount on the kitchen stove.
If you decided your kid's tire swing makes a great target for 'stump' shooting.
If opening day of deer season is like your holy day, and you plan all other life events around it.
If your 'church' is in a deer stand somewhere.
You have a 10 step plan for what to do in the event of a world crisis, and you also have enough ammunition.
hey thats me
one more to add
if the weathers crappy you shoot your bow in the garage or the house if its real cold out
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I coulda went the rest of the morning without that thought Roy. :coffee: :goldtooth:
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If you use a straw to suck up the Hot bow string wax you just made to put into the containers...Worked for me and I MADE 100 Of those wax cakes....Tongue is still a little numb and people think I have a lisp when I Talk...Hey but I didn't spill any this time... :knothead:
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How 'bout if yer ma-in-law used to ask before she went into the downstairs freezer 'cause of the 'things' (her words) in there.
Fred...
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if you got married in camo!!lol
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...if you watch nascar.
That is all.
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...if you wear a skirt while turkey hunting!
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Originally posted by wildgame:
if you got married in camo!!lol
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Heck Yeah Man! :saywhat:
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You just might be a redneck if... You come back from elk hunting, haul the elk up on the frong porch because it's rainin and the porch falls and kills more than 3 hounds :biglaugh:
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Originally posted by straitera:
Redneck if;
1. the taxidermist's on speed dial.
2. your wife checks you for ticks
3. wear camo to church
4. know a shortcut to WalMart
5. bowfish w/dynamite.
6. bought your wife's anniversary present in your draw weight
...if you consider #2 foreplay!!
...if one of your friends married his sister. True story, but it was his step sister. I'll give him that.
...if you know what helicopter, helicopter, helicopter means.
...if you feed your horses in the mornings in nuthin' but boots and boxers.
...if you have ever been tought one of those life lessons by a live deer...nearly got beat to death.
God Bless,
Nathan
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Nope, taint no redneks on hear cuz dey kant sifer, spell, tipe or use a puter! :laughing:
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Laughing here. I had a next door neighbor and we both lived in a pretty nice subdivision. New one in fact . We called him Earhhardt because he looked just like him and this guy loved to hunt and fish.Problem is he didn't know about seasons or laws and he just went when he wanted to. Lost his hunting liscense finally. But that didn't slow him down. I came home one day and he has this buck hanging on his sons basket ball net right out in front of the house skinning it/ People standing around all over the place. Now we got a bunch of these folks that are liberals from California that moved up here and they flat out don;t like hunting. I always wondered if he drove though town with the buck strapped to the hood of his car.
God bless you all, Steve
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If you stop on the interstate for a road kill fox so you can use the tail for string silencers.
If you are a highway patrolman and take a bribe of half a fox tail to tear up a ticket, you're a redneck. Thanks Bob.
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Wow, I am guilty of many of these...........except what Mudd said!
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:thumbsup:
I am feeling right at home...
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If you keep a fresh mess of catfish in the coy pond .
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I would say Mudd's post was one of the most disturbing I have read in awhile....
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If you're riding through the dinosaur exhibit in Disney - and focusing on spots behind the front leg....guilty....
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If the perfect string silencers you've crafted
are made from your back hair
You might be a red neck
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that was nasty mudd.....................
you might be a redneck if you fletch both ends of an arrow for your daughter to have a baton.
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I guess all I can say in my defense is I wasn't smart enough to think of it on my own...lol
I read an article about pheromones and their powerful affect on bucks... Well, being from Missouri, I had to be shown...lol
God bless,Mudd
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You know you're a trad archery redneck if...
1. You hit "pause" while your kids are watching "Bambi" to teach them shot angles.
2. If you don't consciously try NOT to, you WILL walk the G. Fred Asbell two-step stalk-walk everywhere you go.
3. You and your wife decided last year to save money on a Christmas tree and decorated your ghillie suit instead.
4. You lost your job as an usher at church because your quiver kept getting in the way... and you're gonna file a grievance!
5. You have gotten up at 5am with a flashlight to search for a lost broadhead-arrow that you shot into your neighbor's yard the night before... and you live in the suburbs.
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im startin to fell better about my self already.
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Mudd I hope to god you didn't touch that bow you traded me during that "dark" time in your life. Let me know if I need to Windex it.
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... if your favorite color is "plaid"?
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If your backdoor is your targets backstop. and so your friends always use the front door.
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I never thought being a Redneck was a bad thing.
I'm proud to say I've done 90% of the things listed and yes, My wedding and the birth of my 2 sons were all planned to not get in the way of opening day of deer season. Opening day of deer season is a major holiday in my town.
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If you've shot deer out your back door with only your boots and underwear on. If you plan to save money on dog food with all them deer carcasses in the front yard they drag up from the skinning shed. If you have "fixed" a favorite pair of hunting boots with camo duct tape. If your dress shoes have vibram tread on them !
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I went bear hunting with a friend who was baiting bears for a while back in the late eighties. One thing he used at the time was what Mudd was talking about. They were his sister's. They were hanging all over the trees around his bait site. He swore by them. Gary
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Originally posted by sagebrush:
I went bear hunting with a friend who was baiting bears for a while back in the late eighties. One thing he used at the time was what Mudd was talking about. They were his sister's. They were hanging all over the trees around his bait site. He swore by them. Gary
:laughing: "Blood and pheromones" :laughing:
ermont not to worry as they had invented latex gloves already.....lol
God bless,Mudd
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If you have so many mounts couple are hanging in the kitchen.
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Originally posted by owlbait:
...if you wear a skirt while turkey hunting!
HEY!! I resemble that remark. I wear a skirt for everything hunting.
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If you think the department of Alcohol Tobbacco and Firearms is where you buy camping supplies, then you......
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Mike... :laughing:
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THat skirt thing is for joebuck, I read he was wearing a skirt to hunt turkeys...man, that has to be redneck!
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If your 3 year olds tricycle has a bow rack on the handlebars.... You might be a redneck.
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"5. You have gotten up at 5am with a flashlight to search for a lost broadhead-arrow that you shot into your neighbor's yard the night before... and you live in the suburbs."
They (Rednecks) are wherever you find them.
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If you got 2 pair or more of snake boots...if you shoot your longbow in your camo boxers,can't wait till next years camo patterns come out..if you been bit more than twice by cottenmouths and your best deerstand is on your front porch..of your mobile home...you go elk hunting instead of buying new refigerator...
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Hey Mudd don't feel bad, I guess I read the same article or sumpin'......
My dog may be a redneck cause he keeps comin' home with different deer parts. The last was a skull with one 3 point rack on it....
Might be a redneck if have shot more turkeys with your bow from "inside" the house...
Might be a redneck if had to take 4" of lift off your Bronco so that you could get it in the garage...
Might be a redneck if ya burnt down your log cabin gettin' ready to deep fry a turkey...
Might be a redneck if the fire dept. wouldn't come up to your house to put the fire out till all the ammo in your reloading room quit goin' off..... really
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Ammo cookin' off in a house fire... I told my wife that if our house ever caught on fire that we would just have to watch it burn for the same reason.
I love the "my dog must be a redneck" one. My dog must be akin to yourns.
God Bless,
Nathan
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Mudd. I too am from Missouri... your post was pretty disgusting. BUT.. I only have one question?
Does it work??? ;-p
Seriously tho.. does it....?
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I don't think it hurt anything...lol
God bless,Mudd
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You are a redneck if you spend all of your time on sites like this instead of cruising porn like everyone else.
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i was always wondering what makes a redneck a redneck 80% of the stuff i have done lol. Mudd your comment i heard it works. Asked the Mrs she ant to impressed lol
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If you tell your wife you don't want to sleep in the same bed for awhile because November is 9 months away...and I don't want to be having a kid in 9 months LOL...she's not happy about this one :biglaugh:
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If your favorite fantasy involves Dolly Parton and a 160 class whitetail........Don't ask!
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nice rack(s) :knothead:
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...if ur skinning pole is your kids jungle gym.
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Originally posted by ron w:
If your favorite fantasy involves Dolly Parton and a 160 class whitetail........Don't ask!
I'm asking...????
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You might be a redneck if...... you have a camo wedding ring! LOL Oh and i have 2 of them!!! Bill