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Main Boards => PowWow => Topic started by: Jake Scott on August 16, 2014, 12:27:00 PM
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Gents,
I got a good tickle out of this, thought some of you could relate.
Back in June I was blessed to marry the woman of my dreams. Because this is a very busy time of year for both of us we decided to wait a couple months to take the honeymoon. Well the time has come and we will be off to the Florida Keys early Monday morning. I RARELY wear shorts. I wear them so infrequently in fact that my bride insisted that we go buy me a couple new pairs before leaving for the beachy paradise. So into the dressing room I went to try out my new short britches.
When I emerged for final inspection my wife burst into laughter....uncontrollable, hysterical laughter. What?? Well....I have been doing a lot of broadhead sharpening lately. My legs, besides being as pale as a snakes belly, are covered in little bald spots where I have been testing my heads upon completion. I must admit, I look pretty goofy in shorts. With tears of laughter runnin down her cheeks my wife said "I can't take you anywhere".
Just a quick little goofy tale I thought you guys may enjoy.
Shoot straight,
Jake
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Where's the photo of you in those shorts?
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:laughing: I bet there is a few of us here that can relate! Congrats on your getting hitched and have a great time on your trip.
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That's funny right there! :biglaugh:
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Ron,
I named sure all photo evidence has been destroyed!!!!
Jake
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If you think the broad heads are really sharp, suggest your new wife shave her legs with them. I can't laugh very much, because I look pretty silly in shorts also. At my age, though, I have gotten used to looking goofy, so that is not a personal problem. Over time, your wife will get used to your look in shorts, including the bald spots - at least mine did. Enjoy your trip!
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That is funny! :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Just grab a sharp braodhead and shave the rest off!!!!!! :thumbsup:
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That's awesome!!! Hahahaha!!!
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In my house it's called "elk season mange".
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hahahaha! I have the same affliction. Arms and legs both. I mean, you gotta make sure it's sharp at least 4 times, right?
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Malachi,
Exactly!!!! This man knows what I mean.
Jake
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That's why I only test ABOVE the knee!
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Thanks, I needed that :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
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Lets see...you "rarely" wear shorts, but your legs are shaved in blotches from testing the keen edge on your broadheads?...?
So you are often at home in your underwear sharpening heads?
now THIS is cool!
I do the same thing!
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:biglaugh:
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I thought only us rednecks in Oklahoma did things like that haha that's great
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That's great.
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I do know where you and your wife are coming from :readit: :biglaugh:
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That's funny
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Thanks! I needed that.... :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
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Lol! I use my forearm.
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Jake -- if you want some inside info on places to go in the Keys and things to see, drop me a note....
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that has to be the funniest thing I ever read on tradgang..... thanks for sharing...
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Too funny!!!
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:biglaugh: :biglaugh: That is sooo funny !
I have to use my leg hair too as I don't have enough on my arms to test shave three BH's
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That's funny and I can relate. My wife can't understand why I don't grow hair on my left arm :rolleyes:
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You found your mate if she can laugh at it! Enjoy your honeymoon!
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Sounds like you have a great wife, good on ya! Funny story ... we NEED pictures!!!
Bob.
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Bob,
You guys are cruel!!! :bigsmyl: no pics hahaha
Jake
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My wife thinks I used the top of my head but alas it's genetic.
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My legs look like that, too. Except they're tanned.
Killdeer :D
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Now that's awesome!