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Title: Less Than Pleasant Experience Today
Post by: SELFBOW19953 on November 10, 2014, 01:32:00 PM
Went out this morning to sit in my ladder stand for a while.  When I was about 50 yards from it, I heard big wings and looked up expecting an eagle or turkey, it was neither.  It was a vulture that had been sitting in my tree, along with 6 or 7 of his buddies in or near that tree.  They all flew off and I went to my stand.  About a half hour later, I heard something above me scrape the bark, Mr. Vulture was back.  

I waved at him to get him to leave-I wasn't interested in having vulture droppings on me.  His response was to start puking rotten meat at me.  It was hitting 4 or 5 feet away-way, way too close!!!  I waved both arms and he finally got the message and left.  Being downwind of buzzard barf is most fowl-I wouldn't recommend it as cover scent!!  I spent the rest of the morning looking for vultures more than deer.
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Post by: TradBrewSC on November 10, 2014, 01:39:00 PM
Oh wow, no fun!

But at least it didnt hit you!
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Post by: aim small...release on November 10, 2014, 01:40:00 PM
That sounds awful. I would say your title of this post is right on
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Post by: fnshtr on November 10, 2014, 01:53:00 PM
I've heard they puke as their "defense system", but had never actually experienced it myself.

Something like that could definitely spoil my day.

Good luck with that in the future... (I've also noticed they seem to always return to their roosting places.) You may have to move your stand.
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Post by: Looper on November 10, 2014, 02:12:00 PM
I had one puke on the front of my truck once. Disgusting. Seriously disgusting. If you think a dead possum stinks, wait until you get a whiff of one that's been percolating in a vulture's gut for a spell.
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Post by: on November 10, 2014, 02:51:00 PM
Buzzards are nasty creatures!

Bisch
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Post by: KyStickbow on November 10, 2014, 02:55:00 PM
I have had several bad experiences with buzzards! They r a very foul creature thats for sure!!
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Post by: 2treks on November 10, 2014, 03:11:00 PM
WOW.
Funny,
but WOW.
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Post by: huntnmuleys on November 10, 2014, 03:21:00 PM
that's hysterical but gross!
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Post by: maineac on November 10, 2014, 03:36:00 PM
At least he missed.
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Post by: kennyb on November 10, 2014, 03:40:00 PM
I do not mean to laugh, but that is a funny story! I would either move the stand or buy a sling shot! Good luck in your hunting!

Kenny     :bigsmyl:
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Post by: SELFBOW19953 on November 10, 2014, 04:11:00 PM
It happened about 9 a.m., so I don't think it's a roost-I certainly hope not.  I've shot 3 deer in 3 years from that stand, I don't want to move it.  

It is funny.  I was trying to figure how I was going to strip while standing on a tree stand and wearing a safety harness in the event the buzzard's aim improved.

Here's one of the reasons I don't want to move the stand.  He seems to have a pattern of sorts, multiple visits, usually midday.  One of the reasons I showed up so late.

  (http://i509.photobucket.com/albums/s331/selfbow19953/MFDC0134.jpg) (http://s509.photobucket.com/user/selfbow19953/media/MFDC0134.jpg.html)
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Post by: stillhunter on November 10, 2014, 04:19:00 PM
Look at it this way maybe that buzzard got a lot of faith in you to provide him a gut pile.
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Post by: nineworlds9 on November 10, 2014, 04:29:00 PM
:scared:    :help:    

That buck will be worth it...right?  ;)
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Post by: sheepdogreno on November 10, 2014, 10:01:00 PM
Wow can't say I've heard a story like that before!
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Post by: BDann on November 10, 2014, 10:39:00 PM
Better you than me, brother!
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Post by: ChuckC on November 11, 2014, 08:59:00 AM
A friend had a similar issue with a porcupine that was above him in the tree.  Thing was climbing down, he was in the way and after waving and talking to the critter, the thing just peed on him from above.

According to the movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" dousing yourself in porshapine pish is a sure way to call in da big bucks.  But my friend was not so enthused.

ChuckC
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Post by: Krex1010 on November 11, 2014, 09:23:00 AM
Never had vultures puke at me, I did once walk up on a blue heron when I was trout fishing. He spooked and as he was starting to fly away he burped up 5 trout that were all between 12"-15" he was a better angler than I on that day
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Post by: SELFBOW19953 on November 11, 2014, 10:17:00 AM
Did you keep the trout, Krex??
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Post by: sweeney3 on November 11, 2014, 10:27:00 AM
A couple of my favorite spots have buzzard roosts near them.  You can smell them well before you arrive.
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Post by: joe ashton on November 11, 2014, 11:40:00 AM
funny!
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Post by: Friends call me Pac on November 11, 2014, 01:44:00 PM
Man if I had buzzards landing in the same tree that I was in I'd be worried it might be a sign!
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Post by: J-dog on November 11, 2014, 04:05:00 PM
Not laughing at ya but that is funny! Chalk it up to a good hunting story - well a story?
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Post by: ron w on November 11, 2014, 04:12:00 PM
:biglaugh:    :biglaugh:  I don't envy you today...I had a friend that had a porcupine pee on him from above.......almost as bad!!
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Post by: Krex1010 on November 11, 2014, 04:19:00 PM
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Originally posted by SELFBOW19953:
Did you keep the trout, Krex?? [/QUOTE.        I should have, they looked like recent victims lol pretty sure I was short of a limit that day.
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Post by: Red Beastmaster on November 11, 2014, 04:28:00 PM
I stopped short on a trail when a stream of pee fell right in front of me. I looked up to see a squirrel's butt hanging over a limb.

I guess that's why they invented the Pith helmet.
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Post by: KOOK68 on November 11, 2014, 05:35:00 PM
I cannot confirm or debunk this...
A friend told me once, that he knew a fellow that got puked on by a buzzard. He said the acid in the puke was so bad it permanently discolored his skin
   :dunno:
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Post by: SELFBOW19953 on November 11, 2014, 07:30:00 PM
Kook, I'm glad he missed me!!!!
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Post by: Duncan on November 11, 2014, 08:15:00 PM
There might be a kill nearby. They usually roost close by until it has been consumed. You might want to cast about and see what is attracting them
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Post by: SELFBOW19953 on November 11, 2014, 08:43:00 PM
I thought about that, Duncan, but because of the pictures/sign/history of this stand, I didn't want to "stink up" the area with my scent.
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Post by: Bowwild on November 11, 2014, 09:24:00 PM
You sure have a great hint for a name for that stand; "Buzzard Puke".  I probably would have added mine to the buzzard's pile if I had experienced this!
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Post by: achigan on November 11, 2014, 10:54:00 PM
I was thinking Linda Blair in "The Exorcist"   :scared: