Jeff: Wow, I just saw this thread. I'm so glad you are taking it in stride with some humor. They say laughing is good medicine. "email me don't call me"; "sorry to hear this"... you guys are bad! Well, worst case scenario will be on our next long drive together (Quebec/ Denton Hill, etc.) I won't have to tell you stories all the way there and back again.
By the way, a gal at the Hearing Aid Shop in Wolfboro, NH, by the name of Jessica Williams, is worth the trip. I have her adjust my hearing aids once a year whether they need it or not. Meanwhile, stay close to the A/C and if you hear anything you better duck. BW