Dear Black Widow Bows,
You make great bows which I prefer over every other bow brand out there.
I am a life long faithful customer, and I was wondering if you could help me with a small warrantee claim........
Recently I had a small mishap which I feel one of your bows should survive, it had a small fall of only about 5 feet of height, from the top of a car which wasn't travelling very fast, and it lightly contacted the road surface, with a couple of tiny bounces.
Its true it was then run over by a couple of cars and a truck, but it was only a small truck....what is your policy of slight vehicle accidents and bow waranty claims.
Your most loyal customer
Yours Sincerely,
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Worth a shot, they may have a sense of humour, lol