One day I'm gonna learn to stop asking these type of questions on this site. You guys just don't get it that there are men (real men) out there that are tool challenged.
1) Nail Keg - What's that? I haven't nailed a keg since my 30th birthday party.
2)"cut a piece of plywood" - I have NEVR, and I am serious here, NEVER cut anything with a saw in my life. I've never held a saw in my hands.
3)"Drill holes" - You're kidding right?
4) "hot glue some rope"- Rope I could find. However it is December here in the Mid-Atlantic and any glue that I sit out is not going to get hot - it's freezing outside. Can I use the oven to make it hot?