Rusty, you'd make a good Aussie, too. You write like a dingo eats breakfast: a quick piss and a look over his shoulder. 'Cept you don't look.
You're correct, though, about their character. Can't trust them except to come straight at you--with a grin on their face. Freezes most civilized men, and it gets ugly from there. That's why I had to get Glenn banned from TradGang. When he read where he'd still be my fishing "chum", on the pier or if he fell in, I knew he wouldn't be able to obey by the rules of this bulletin board.