Hey, John. It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it. If you were Howard Hill or Fred Bear, I'd still call you on safety; I'd had a couple woodworking friends who weren't being safe, who are now known as Lefty and Stubby. We don't need any more nine-fingered, three-toed, one-eyed bowyers.
The famous gunsmith Parker Ackley, a friend from the old days, lopped the tips off of four fingers with a hand-held router he was using to round-over a 4x4 post. Just for a second, he forgot his left hand was holding on to the post as he ran the router up the far corner....