Target Panic!!!

[Yellow Dog]

Several years ago, while we were out doing some yard work, my wife stepped on a nest in the field behind our barn. She panicked and ran back into the yard and got on the ground in a little ball. I saw her back there, grabbed her and ran her into the house. Peeled her shirt off and started pulling them out of her hair while they were still stinging her. End result was around 40 stings and she got pretty nauseous from that much wasp venom.

That night once it was dark and they were back in the nest, I ventured back there with a flashlight and found the scene of the crime. A hole in the ground about the size of an egg and dumped about a half gallon of gas into it.

The next morning I went back to see if there was anymore activity, nothing but a mound of dead ones piled up around the entrance. Out of curiosity I took a shovel and dug the nest out. I was amazed at the size of this thing, 10" in diameter and cone stacked on top of each other for about two feet down. I was shocked.....

 

[Red Beastmaster]

Last summer I discovered a volley ball size yellow jacket nest above my suspended ceiling in our basement game room. When I slid the panel back and saw it I told my wife "I think we need a bigger boat!".

After getting nailed three times I went back in with ski mask, hoodie, leather gloves, all gaps were duct taped. I considered taming them with a whip and a chair. Can of Black Flag in one hand, shop vac in the other, I was spraying and sucking them up almost as fast as they poured out. It took two weeks to round up all the stragglers.

There's no place to run when they are in the house!

[STICKBENDER98]

 Oh that's nothing Dave....

Once while in Cohutta bear hunting I walked up to the hole left by a fallen tree's root ball and I peed in a little hole.... until the Yellow Jacket started flying out ....

Lets see you try that buddy 
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HHHmmm, this is going to make me think twice before I pee in a hole again!!!   

Jason

[STICKBENDER98]

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Jason

[Roy from Pa]

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[pavan]

I had a serious case of TP just a little while ago. I was mowing my yard, my target is one 4' by 4' by 5' high soy bean seed crate.  I have a 4' by 4' by 4' color pallet bead crate of the same construction that I got from Vogel Paints one top of that, I like to shoot at tossed things, both stuffed with used silage plastic.  I was re arranging them, as they were looking tilted, when out from between about 400 earwigs came boiling out.  Remember that Startrec 'Rath of Con', when they put one in the Russian guy's ear and it came out the other ear?  Actually, they are just a nuisance and not dangerous, I was just being a wimp.  But then the good part. I was discussing the earwigs with my neighbor while he was standing on a rather large ant mound.  I'll give the guy one thing, he is one hell of a dancer for is age, at least he didn't drop his pants in public, I would have.