Oh like everyone get the classic "you can kill a deer with that', but the two I got a big giggle out of:
After a morning hunt stopped at the public practice range and got some shooting in, after lunch before going out for afternoon. A few kids came up and started asking me, the classic "does that kill a deer", then one asked "how do you aim that thing?" I explained the process. After a bit of talking they was getting ready to walk to stand and the other said "but you can only shoot to 10 yards with that." The practice field was on edge of a picked bean field, so I pulled out a old beat up arrow, drew and launched for maximum cast. The arrow hit the dirt, I turned to him and said, "I can shoot further than your pins can reach". Then walked away amazed.
The best was years ago, shot a lot of 3D off season, my brother and his friend was still shooting compounds and his friend was real cocky. Kept razing about limited accuracy and range. Finally after a 3D shoot we 3 shot at, he started in again. After we finished I decided to take a lesson out of a Howard Hill book. "Tell you what, let's shoot the 20 targets on the course again. You pick the targets we shoot, then for the first 10 you pick how we shoot them, the next 10 I will pick. We will only count hits in the kill zone 8 ring. The one loser has to buy the winner a case of beer." The guy was amped up, though my brother who hunted with me a lot tried to talk him out of it. But the guy said deal. He selected what targets we would shoot on the 3D course, and agreed the first 10 he select he could pick how we shot them. We was off, and I was struggling to hold close score with him, as he was selecting distances I haven't practiced from, 40-45 yards. Then came Target 11, I walked off the trail, found a forked tree about halfway to target, and put arrow in kill zone. "Hey, thats not on the course!" he protested. My brother, which started laughing as soon as I walked off the trail said, "It was his turn to pick how you shot it, no one said have to stay on the course". The guy walked over, drew and nailed the tree, one arrow gone. The next target, I walked up to 20 yards and said, "easy shot, nock the arrow, kneel and shoot deer, within 4 seconds". I nocked, dropped and bam, meat in freezer. He walked up, nocked arrow, got release on, dropped to knee and I said "Time", but he punched an arrow that went into another county.
The next target, after hearing him complain, I said "this is easier". I dropped at 15 yards, layed on my belly and shot the Lion. I got up and he said "I cann't do that?" Why not was my response. He then realized his limitations and said, "What beer you want". My brother still loves telling him this, especially after he switched to longbow.