Here's another carp recipe for ya...
*NOTE: Only do this on a grill, over an open fire. Won't work in the oven, or on a burner.
1. Filet carp just like any other fish. Electric filet knife with heavy blades recommended!
2. Carefully sandwich filets between two pieces of cardboard, and place on grill.
3. Turn often. DO NOT OVERCOOK! If the juices quit flowing, your cardboard will dry out and a fire will result!!!
4. When meat is just done, throw carp filets back in river and eat cardboard... It'll taste better!!!
How's that for an old Missouri River recipe???