When your Ex Wife once stated she wished she was a bow.... When the mailman walks into the house with out even being invited just to see what your new bow looks like .. When you go to the Post Office and the lady already knows what you are there for and weather it's came in or not?? When you've lost count of how many times you've woken up with a longbow layin in bed beside you while watchin a video... When you've woken up with you're girlfriend beside you and wished she was a longbow...When you give all your family 3 Rivers Catalogs and told them to only get your Christmas, Birthday, Fathers Day gift from it..