Originally posted by Bear:
Don't you know,
When Bary Wensel takes a shower he doesnt get wet, the water gets Barry Wenseled.
When Barry Wensel looks in the mirror nothing appears. Because there could never be another Barry Wensel.
And of course... Superman wears Barry Wensel pajamas to bed!!
OK, I'm done. :p :p
He he he!
Barry Wensel doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another fist.
Barry doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he requires.
Barry doesn't sleep, he just lays in wait.
If you have five dollars and Barry has five dollars, Barry has more money than you.
Barry once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it
Barry doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Barry once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Barry doesn't like Fudge Ripple
Should I go on?