I yeah, that's the days I call myself "Fumbelina" and that's usually when I just sit still and don't touch anything unless I have to.
Consider yourself lucky to have pine needles to walk on, try stalking around through ankle deep dry leaves when there's been no rain for almost 2 months! It's like walking on tin foil and peanut brittle. Impossible to sneak up on a deer so you just have to pick a spot, stay put, and hope for the best.
We are at least 3" below normal already for the months of September, October, and now going into November. Usually by this time of year it's a muddy mess during deer season, but not this year...it's a dust bowl.
GK- That's funny right there, you write very well. Keep it up.