I have a great group of New Yorkers comin' down dis partikulah weekend....and one of the members of said group cannot, how you say, make it.
So, wid dat in mind, we'd like tah make youze an offah you can't refuse, if you know what I'm sayin', by putting his spot up for some lucky individjual such as yourself to snatch it up, as it were.
Please contact me with questions or concerns at 678-300-2883 or
[email protected]We do not take horse heads or fishes as payment, however, only da currency of the realm.