Silver wings upon his chest...

[BamBooBender]

You might try the ol' baby ruth in the swimming pool gag just to lighten things up a bit  

[Luckyned]

We need the "Freeze Gopher!!" Instant Gremlin!!   :D  

  I hear ya pal-ee. My garden is in between me and the neigbor..with the big, wooden fence.., dog, kids,..  very lucky my impulse isn't overtaken by my good sense. I'm hot after the skunck that lives under my shed-though!!

[Luckyned]

Has anyone seen the spell-check or edit-post? skunck??  <--well that's how it sounds-right?

[BamBooBender]

lucky my impulse isn't overtaken by my good sense

Wish I could say the same. The "evil" chipmunks that    desecrate my wifes garden have lured me in to losing a few arrows already this year. Funny how they always seem to know the right angle to cause an arrow to disappear into the thick, thorny black berry bushes that ring our yard.    

[adkmountainken]

how about ya dress up like a big ole she gopher and lure him in closer!!! iffin ya do this please post pics!!!

[Brad Davis]

Are you gonna eat your fat?

[Autumnarcher]

Live trap. .22 shovel. End of ground hawg!

[OzarkRamblr]

Ya have to use an F-250 as your ground blind, least it worked when I killed the 'hog that was eatin' my garden...

[Osagetree]

Maybe when you shoot you should become the arrow.
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