Similarities of beer and bear: please add to it.
When a bear is cold, it heads for the mouth of a cave
When a beer is cold, it heads for the mouth of a cave man
When warm, they both head for cooler places
Both can get skunked when its warm
When a bear is irritated it pops its teeth
When a person is irritated, they pop a beer.
They can both be black, brown or blond.
When people are around, a bear climbs a tree
When beers are around, people are more apt to climb trees
Too many bears can be dangerous.
Too many beers can be dangerous.
Not enough bears pretty much sucks.
Not enough beers pretty much sucks.
Have a great trip.