Go Git sevunteen baby skwerls...shuut em in day haids to not mess up no meat!
Skint em..salt dem hydes and make a jacket whilst younz is waitin' fo the Pea-Popping delite to finnish cukin.
Put eech baby skwerl in a duck press(ifn you aint got no duck press den run dem over wid your John Deere trackter tahr) and smash em down gud so theyuns will fit in a Pillsbury cressunt roll fum yor dairy case.
Roll up skwerl in aforementioned triangle of dough along wid 6 green peas and sum mushrum sup- dehaided of course-skwerls, not mucshrum sup.
Bile dem haids and suck dem brains whilst you makin'd at frock coate -as an appe-tizer horse douvr.
Put skwerl wraps in microwave- cuk 27 se****s eech, and et em all up wid a soda pop wid foam on top to wash em down!
Bon-appertite!
Topic: Pea Poppers in a Blanket (Read 998 times)
