Oh, my... Taste huh?
Read somewhere that rectal thermometers carry a 'individually tested by our staff" on each one... and the caption then followed, "...and you think you have a crappy job?"
Galen, good luck with all that...doesn't sound terribly pleasant to swallow a camera, but as long as it's not a Nikon SLR I guess you're good to go...
Keep us informed, and God's best for you, ole friend!