Bob, Bob, Bob...
TEXAS?!! You need to come visit us here in Oklahoma! We always need good teachers. No, we don't pay as much as our well loved neighbors to the south, but you won't have to plop a month's wages down to hunt either. We even have trees..real trees, growing right in some of our largest cities.
We have SOOOOO much diversity. Try the pine forests of the southeast (typically called the Little Smokies because of their similarity to that area), or the BIG bottomland hardwoods of the northeast (my personal favorite). Or perhaps the granite peaks of the southwest (and maybe get drawn in for an elk hunt on federal/state land). Maybe the cedar breaks and gypsum hill country in the northwest, or some genuine prarie spot-and-stalk mule deer in the panhandle.
Yes, I dearly love all my friends from Texas, many of them now live right here in Oklahoma. I have even been known to go to Texas to hunt and fish, nice place to visit. But if you move down there, before long you might be wearing burnt orange, or standing up through a whole football game!
Just some friendly advice, take it for what it's worth.
With love to all those doing time south of the Red River,
OkKeith