Well I got up early, put camo on my face, camo head to tail. I filled a 5 gallon bucket with the tanning solution and headed out the door an hour before daylight. Snuck up along the creek and out on top of this Beaver dam. About the time the sun was coming up, he pops his head out of his hut. As he crawled up out and headed away from me, I grabbed him by the tail. I swung him around a few times to make him dizzy, then stuck his tail down in the tanning solution. It must have burnt him and pissed him off, cause he spun around and put a death grip on my hand. I screamed out loud like one of them Missouri boys do and he left go real quick. I grabbed my bucket and came home, then off to the emergency room to get patched up. The Doctor said what happened, I said a Beaver bit me when I was playing with it. He said son are we talken about the same Beaver? I said I dunno. So he stitched me up, gave me a funny grin and out the door I went.