Thanks for the kind words guys.
Here are the details, though maybe a bit too detailed...
I couldn't even hold down water, at one point I puked it back up still cold, even little sips. I'm diabetic btw, and at this point my blood sugar was high, but not crazy high to cause this. At first it seemed like food poisoning. I had chipotle that day for the first time in a year and the meat looked a little funny so it kind of made sense.. Then the puking actually got worse, and it began burning more and more in my throat and down my esophagus. My girlfriend took me to the ER. On the way there I thought a little more clearly about my symptoms and when I sat down to get my vitals checked at admission I just told them I was going into diabetic ketoacidosis ("DKA") and was admitted. In short, DKA is when there are so many keytones in the blood from the body consuming fat stores that the blood pH actually changes.
It wasn't just diabetic ketoacidosis though, between testing at my house and getting tested in the ER my blood sugar went from 300 to 875. A non-diabetic typically runs 80-110 or lower, and you shouldn't be conscious over around 700 depending on the person. They ran more tests and drew more blood than I've ever had done before, even chest x-rays and CT scans trying to find out what else was going on.
Final diagnosis:
I somehow caught what the doctors called "an extremely sever case" of strep throat which caused my blood sugar to skyrocket. In the presence of such high sugars a fungus that naturally occurs in the body exploded and gave me a bad case of fungal pneumonia which also spread into my torn up esophagus. Those 2 things literally almost killed me, diabetic ketoacidosis and a fungal pneumonia.
The troubling thing was, after I wasn't at risk of actually dying anyway, how did I get such a bad case of strep in the first place? It's only transferred through mucus and no one I know has it or has had it in many years. Then last night, right after I got home from my 5 day hospital stay, I remembered something. A few days prior to this ordeal I stopped at AM/PM for some chips or something like that. When I checked out the cashier just kind of tossed it on the counter while simultaneously letting out a single cough, like firmly clearing his throat, and I felt it blow over my whole face. When you think about it, it's pretty gross. I got hit with a wall of mucus droplets from the AM/PM guy's cough and that almost killing me and put me in the hospital for 5 days. Thanks AM/PM guy...
In addition to the actual emergency issues my entire mouth, throat, and lips completely dried out because they wouldn't let me drink water for like 30 hours, well after I quit barfing within the first 2 hours. My lips chapped so bad that they split and bled in probably 10 places. Because my lips were so cracked they thought it looked like herpes and even tested me for it after I insisted I did not. Of course the herpes tests were all negative, but apparently they thought that my throat problems could have been related to a bad oral herpes breakout, after I REPEATEDLY told them "No, it's because YOU won't let me drink any damn water." Though they probably couldn't hear me, my voice was gone because of such extreme dryness. I'm rehydrated of course, but I'm still struggling swallowing food in part from the damage from dryness and also the strep throat. I can basically only eat soup made with chicken broth, noddles, and chopped potatoes and carrots. As long as the carrots and potatoes are VERY soft. Oh, and lots of jello. Lime jello and cool-whip is the best...