As Supreme Leader and Captain of F. R. O. G let me me address some issues and admonishments, but first
Terry and Rhonda,
I want to first let you know that I and Sniper or “Longball” (LB) have arrived safely back to the base and you can sleep easily knowing this. Although it was a chore to have to listen to Sniper or LB go on and on of his superior skills and talents. He comes off as self depreciating, but don’t fall for it he’s baiting you the unsuspecting to lather him with compliments. He a sly one!
But we are home nonetheless and your worried mind can be at ease
Also please accept my compliments on the well run machine as usual, you (really Rhonda) kept it well organized and running without much ado. Please inform the crew I observed great chain of command organization and it resulted in mission success, job well done
Now, as to the act of insurrection by Scout in his muntiness words above, he will be dealt with sternly but fairly.
I cannot allow breaking of rank and discouragement of future recruits!
James (Slowbowking), please let Scouts dribble fall to the wayside and realize these are the words of a desperate man attempting to save his job