My first ever deer bowhunting trip... Back in the mid-90's, someone told me I could hunt on their land, and that no one else was allowed to hunt there. I had zip-zero experience deer hunting. They loaned me a hang-on stand and a handful of screw-in tree steps. I went out long before dark, had never been on the property before, and fumbled around until I found a tree near an obvious deer trail. I'm a bit afraid of heights, but figured that for a tree stand, the higher the better, so I screwed in all the steps and put the stand as high as I could. It was pretty high. Sweating, clumsy, and very awkward... and holding onto that tree for dear life, I climbed up and got situated in the stand and tied a rope from my waist to the tree. Got my bow ready and put an arrow on the string. After about 10 minutes I realized I had to pee really, really bad but hadn't noticed it in all the commotion of getting into the stand. I figured I'd better do it quick, before it got too light out, so I went through the whole awkward exercise again and climbed down out of the tree. I walked about 30 yards away to the base of another tree, took a leak, and went back to my tree. I climbed up again, hugging that tree, terrified that I would fall, and got all situated. I'm sure I looked pretty silly doing all that. So... anyway... I decided to look over and see just how far away I had gone to relieve myself, and I saw a guy sitting in the tree I had relieved myself on. He had been watching me silently all that time. Disgusted, embarrassed, and mad about being so close to another hunter, I immediately took down the stand and the steps and went home. I'm sure that guy still tells the story about watching me that day.