My box call sounds like crap!

[joebuck]

Hello  razorsharptokill, if it gets back to squekkkkkkiiinnggg again. send it to me and I'll fix it for you and ship her back next day. I'm pretty sure I know what's happening and NO I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn express last night.

[razorsharptokill]

Ok thanks.

[the Ferret]

Originally posted by olddogrib:
Also consider that beauty is in the mind of the listener. The awfullest clucking and cackling I've ever heard came from what I thought was the worst caller I'd ever heard moving in on my bird.  Turned out to be a real hen and the poor old gal with the speech impediment led the biggest gobbler I've ever killed right to me!

How true, one time elk hunting a bull was answering our calls and my buddy and I both said... "crap that's another hunter, and he's not very good"..lousiest bugle and grunt sequence we had ever heard.....Anyhow we kept getting closer and closer to the calling figuring we'd better let him know we were hunters and not a bull, and about 50 yards out a 5 x 5 bull stepped out and let out that nasty screechcy hiccuppy call sequence.  I think timing sequence is more important than tonal quality.

[razorsharptokill]

I think I call too fast with a mouth call. Can't sem to get my tone at the right cadence.

[blaster]

Is chalk from a pool table for chalking the cues oil less?

[Dave2old]

Sounds like crap? Try Draino to clean it out!

Sorry, but I can never resist a good joke set-up.