I actually gave up on "Miss Montana", my anatomically correct blow-up doll, because I finally met the perfect woman. I met "Dolly" in a cool gift store in Invercargill, New Zealand. She is be-ooootiful in all respects. She is the perfect woman! Very low maintenance, too. One great thing about an anatomically correct blow-up sheep is that she never complains, never asks me to do chores, and never says, "No"! She has a cute, wee, red bow on her left ear. All it takes to keep Dolly happy is a wee, rubber patch kit.
I am truly happy for the first time in my life, Gene, and I wanted to share this with you. By-the-way, Gene, Dolly has a sister, Mildred. I have taken the liberty of sending her to you in a plain, brown-wrapped box. She should "be in your hands" in just a few days. Let me know how you like her. I think Donna will be darned happy about this, too.
By-the-way, Gene... You're looking awfully grey and aged in your photos. May I suggest an Ellis-type toupee...or at least some hair color. It would take years off your life.
We need to get together soon, Gene, and compare notes on our lady friends, if you get what I mean.
Cheers, OLD friend!
Heeerrrrreeee we gooooo, folks!
Too F. Short