>>(Reuters) In an unlikely short-term alliance, Wikileaks and the National Enquirer have teamed up to uncover what has recently become one of the world's most enigmatic secrets. Top-secret documents have been discovered, indicating that in November 2011, 5 lucky bowhunters will be allowed to both see and shoot the Black Widow Bow Company's newest secret product, to be released in January 2012. Five golden tickets have been secretly inserted in game animals on 5 continents. The species have yet to be determined. The individuals that harvest these animals and find these tickets will be allowed in the secret Black Widow catacombs, rumored for years to be located underneath of the company's production facilities.
For the first time ever, outside individuals will have the opportunity to see the mysterious little singing men who have been rumored for years to do the actual bowyering for the company. Once inside, these 5 lucky winners will not be allowed to leave the compound until after the Company's puzzling new product is released in early January 2012, due to privacy concerns.
The Black Widow Company refused to comment for this story, saying only: "We cannot confirm nor deny this report."
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