A lot of barbecue sauce. Har har har.
I grew up in Alaska, and heard lots of guys tell of shooting moose. I didn't have a lot of interest in hunting them, because they just seemed like a big galumpy animal that we had to chase out of our garden all the time. And when we went to church pot lucks, I had all the moose meat I could handle. But I heard that moose are big wimps, easy to kill. My dad killed a 70-inch bull with a bow about 30 years ago, and said it was about like sneaking up on and shooting a jersey cow. Now I know that everyone's experiences are different, but my understanding is that they're not very tough.
Re-reading this post, it sounds a bit harsh; that's not how I mean it to be. Dad just always said he was surprised at how quickly and easily that big moose just collapsed after one arrow.