A CCTV camera in one of our big supermarkets has caught a very disturbing set of images: A man, full dressed in camo, bow in hand, was filmed crouched behind a Pringles stand. It was about 7am and there was no one about so he was able to stay undetected until a staff member came out in a rush from one of the freezer warehouses pushing a trolley filled with turkeys. The lunatic, drew his bow and stuck a 125 grain broadhead right in the turkey's "vitals". "Get in there, get in there" the man shouted as he no longer had the need to stay in cover. He was rapidly manhandled by the fishmonger, who emerged from nowhere. Already in custody, the lunatic justified his actions: " you know the guy that was pushing the trolley? his name is Karl and he has the habit of arriving late to work so I carefully observed him for a week. It was hard you know? With the shift patterns, and the shift swapping... I was kind of lucky to get it right on that particular morning...perfect shot, baang!" The police officer, mouth opened in dismay, was only capable of uttering a quasi mute, "whaat?" The lunatic, in a hurry to end the officer's obvious brain entanglement, held his drained flimzy hands and said through an understanding smile: "the turkey was moving, the conditions were not perfect, my legs were numb from crouching for so long and the smell from the Pringles was really distracting me...so...you see, at least it had a chance!
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