Hey Blade - you're right, Goretex is designed to be "waterproof" and "breathable." But in practice, it fails at both. It's why you'd only wear a Goretex jacket in the rain, why you wouldn't have worn one while running, unless it was raining.
Standing in water for a minute or two is not much of a test of waterproof-ness. Walking a few miles through wet grass will sure show you. But if your boots are lasting 10+ years, and are still "waterproof," then that tells me you just aren't that hard on them -- and good for you. I've worn out very nice/expensive boots in 1-2 hard seasons in the mountains. And the waterproof-ness was the first thing to go, typically right about when they're just getting broken in. The problem is that the Goretex membrane is just not durable enough to handle the repeated flexing and wear in boots.
Hey, if it works for you, great. But as evidenced by many here including myself, Goretex is an all too common failing point in footwear.