"Archer's Paradox" --- Ground blind or treestand?
"Playing the wind" --- You had a bean & chee burrito before you got in your stand.
"Spine" --- The part of your body, guarenteed to give out as a trophy buck wanders past at 3 yds
"Trophy Buck" --- The inflated size of any deer from a button buck upwards, that you didn't shoot/missed when no-one else was there to see.
"3-under" --- The distance in feet, below the belly, that you missed your 'Trophy Buck'
"Let it walk" --- Missed.
"Passed up the shot" --- Missed by a mile.
"Ground hunter" --- Scared of heights.
"Still hunting" --- A walk in the woods.
"Spot and stalk" --- Seen it a mile away, had a walk over & it was gone.
"Winded" --- Bean & chee revenge, as a deer's walking past
"Chip shot" --- Missed at under 10 yards
"Got Mojo" --- Really old, dirty & probably broken
"Buck fever" --- Cramp/asleep when a deer comes into view
"Good eating size" --- I didn't know they made deer that small!