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Author Topic: How do you scalp a Widow?  (Read 8594 times)

Offline Ray Lyon

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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #40 on: June 04, 2004, 04:13:00 PM »
Roger,

 Knowing Ron as I do, he's going to want to just give that young widder shooter a straight up whuppin', no tricks or gimmicks.   ;)  


Ron,

 I got your e-mail. Yes, Tim K. still has the remote control f*rt machine and he'll have it shipped to you by Monday.   :D
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #41 on: June 04, 2004, 04:37:00 PM »
This is gonna be a classic!!
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #42 on: June 04, 2004, 06:52:00 PM »
give it to 'em Denny! Hook in son,....... my ol man use to tell me that!

Any more on your trip down under?


 Good Luck and " Use the force Luke!"
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #43 on: June 04, 2004, 08:11:00 PM »
Alan, I know I'm coming next Spring, but haven't worked out the details yet. I'll let you know as soon as I do.

Mosquitos coming on so I sprayed the range tonight. Even sprayed behind the targets in case someone shrews UH, I mean shanks an arrow. Pee Wee mowed the range. John fixed up a couple new targets. We are ready for Monday.

Ron, You might as well bring Brian with you; we might need some comic relief  :)  

Dad is trying to get through his transitional stage before Monday.
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #44 on: June 04, 2004, 09:51:00 PM »
You want me to bring Brian, the "Samurai Kid"?   ;)  Ok I'll bring him if I can.

Your dad should be used to going through transitional stages by now, don't you think?  "[laffsmyl]"  

So have you got all the targets paced off and your little white aiming stones laid out? I'm assuming that's why you had Pee Wee mow the range.  :D
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #45 on: June 04, 2004, 10:35:00 PM »
Ron,The best way Ive found to scalp my friends widows,is to smack them with my DWYER. have fun!
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #46 on: June 04, 2004, 11:11:00 PM »
If Denny wins I think Ron should get a hair cut like his 8>)
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #47 on: June 05, 2004, 07:15:00 AM »
Ron, the "Samurai Kid" is wecome, but he might have to shove a sword in his guts to have any honor left after the shooting. Either that or get out that Osage SA for round 2.  :)  

I think Dad should be used to those transitional stages also!

No white aiming stones allowed. This will be a straight up competition. Non Wesley rules.

Doug R, I've come to appreciate a nice thick head of hair after losing most of mine. It would be a shame to have Ron lose that thick shock of hair. Besides that it might not grow back.
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #48 on: June 05, 2004, 07:34:00 AM »
Denny, too bad you don't have your pony tail anymore, that would have make a good scalp lock to hang on my quiver.   :bigsmyl:
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2004, 08:18:00 AM »
If osage works like Hickory on the grill, tell that B.C. "kid" to bring along the curved osage spider too. We can have PL3 skewers and osage smoke venison kabobs.    :scared:

On second thought, I put away that humble pie recipe after I got my Super Shrew Samurai a few years back.I haven't needed it since.   ;)
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #50 on: June 05, 2004, 08:40:00 AM »
Why is this starting to sound like the cage match in the Spiderman movie???    :readit:     TL
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #51 on: June 05, 2004, 08:59:00 AM »
Hey Spider-T,

 Glad to hear you're walking around again. Here's a fun little question for ya:

Let's say you were invited to shoot along in this fun little competition and it was a month and a half later. Would it be the spider bow or the Quest??   ( :p , just hootin' on ya a little, feel free to take the fifth)

Have fun in Alaska.
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #52 on: June 05, 2004, 09:08:00 AM »
I wondered if that 'quest'ion would crop up in this friendly little discussion........  :p   I have to take the fifth at this point because it is moot until I have a little time with the Brack in hand.  The test bow meshed very well with my form and tuned easily with my regular arrows, so I am anticipating the same with the custom job.

As they say bro.......time will tell.  TL
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #53 on: June 05, 2004, 10:24:00 AM »
Hey, I'm just goin' along for a chance to hang out with Denny Sr. He knows more about (new) bows than anyone on the planet.  Didn't think this was going to turn into the archery version of "The Quick and the Dead!" :-)

My peanut loving brother: I will bring short sword; but only to hack off a chunka' sharp Pinconning. Figure I'll need it as a plug, seeing as how uncle Ron is cooking up a big iron skillet of bacon and beans for breakfast...

The Samurai Kid
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #54 on: June 05, 2004, 11:02:00 AM »
Hey bc, what happened to the "Samurai Kid", the jingle of spurs, the sweet smell of oiled leather, strutin to the tune of "The good, the bad, and the ugly"? Are you startin to crawfish on me?  :confused:

This ain't "The Quick and the Dead", it's "The Shootout at the DS Corral"   :bigsmyl:
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #55 on: June 05, 2004, 01:04:00 PM »
Ron,

Try asking Denny if he inhales or exhales while releasing his arrow.  I had someone do this to me while golfing, has a tendency to mess with the mind.
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #56 on: June 05, 2004, 01:26:00 PM »
Sparta, You might as well limp over Monday; We can kick your butt too!   :)  

leroy hunter, No sweat, breath controll is part of the seminar Ron and I are giving at Compton.

Brian, Do you still have your ponytail? I'd love to get that; even though it looks more like a turkey's beard.  :rolleyes:
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #57 on: June 05, 2004, 01:56:00 PM »
We’ll it sounds like this is going to be a knock down drag out battle. Two top bows and shooters going at it on the range. Since Sparta "Quest"  :D  doesn't have his feet quite under him, the only thing that would cap this off would be to add Terry Green shooting a Morrison and Lance Coleman shooting a Brackenbury Quest. Then we’d have all the heavyweights duking it out "at the DS Coral".   :notworthy:
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #58 on: June 05, 2004, 01:57:00 PM »
OUCH!!!!...Brian...er Sammy Kid, are you gonna take that??? I'd say someone needs a Widdow whippin.  "[tunglaff]"
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Re: How do you scalp a Widow?
« Reply #59 on: June 05, 2004, 02:06:00 PM »
Denny, the last time I saw Brian his ponytail was half way down his back. Maybe you can get him to wager it???  :confused:
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