The Squirrel Poem [slightly edited version]
When I try to sleep at night
There is a noise above my head
Sometimes it is so loud
That I jump right out of bed
I throw things at the ceiling
And dodge them coming down
I try every little thing I can
To stop the squirrels from running around
They wake me in the morning
And interrupt my sleep at night
I think they’re having a party
Or maybe a really big fight
It’s fun to see them play
While eating peanut butter
But when they cease to be adorable
I shoot them with a NUTTER!!!!!!!!!!