BadKarma, it WAS funny to see the look on Gene's face (thru gobs of chili liberally slathered on said face). With that said, I am a very honest person, but, I really wanted to tell him the answer he is looking for :D .
I swear the first thing I thought of when I knew that bull was mine was "my 6 year old son is going to be so proud of me and we are going to WIN that stinkin' chili contest this next year!!!"