Oh No Mark! Please Don't Go THERE!...
...So let's see...Little monkey riding a tricycle, wearing an overly large back quiver holding 200 arrows...Shows up at a bunny hunt and is mistaken for a woodchucker- I mean woodchuck...Everybody shoots at him and he leaves the bike in the snow and runs away...
Because he is wearing his baseball cap backwards the guys shooting at him miss judge range and miss, miss, and miss all shots! Then the little monkey falls in a hole.
Thinking rather quickly, the little guy removes his speedo underware and launches them into mid air...They fall into a thicket twenty yards away. Just then someone shouts "Hey Brian Must Be Over There In That Thicket Naked! Let's Go See!" Imagine 49 guys fighting over metalic blue speedos...
In all the confusion little man gets away. Then drinks all the beer, eats all the cheese, and hides all the toilet paper back at the house.
With a big smile...
...And stomach cramps, little two noser empties some of his bowels inside every truck parked next to the runway!... :eek: ...Saving the best part for inside the guitar case of the guy that may not come and sing us all to sleep...
..mike..
.....And I Don't Drink Firewater