take one medium sized carp fillet
tack both ends down on a small board
spread a mixture of garlic salt, peper, sage and butter evenly over the carp fillet
cover in aluminum foil
bake for 15 minuets at 300
remove from the oven, let cool
gently remove the fillet from it's cooking board
put the carp in a small bowl and cover with milk or cream
feed carp to the cat and eat the board
bon apetit