Droptine, I'm going to start building and selling those. Then I'm going to lobby to get those into archery season. Hey, it's kind of a bow, um, after a sort, uh, you know, using the same principles and all that. I already have a GREAT name picked out for it! I'm going to call it the ExtremeMagnumBuckStomperMach5 M-25A1 Treestand-Mounted Crossbow. I know, I know, it's actually a ballista---but how many people know that outside of some Roman Army re-enactors! I stand to make MILLIONS!!!!! Think about it! You mount this baby in your treestand, do a kind of "boresight" on that baby dialed in to a pile of corn on the ground, and just sit there with the cord in your hand. You could be sitting there reading a magazine, see that buck munching that corn and just pull the cord and BADA-BING! It nails him to a tree! No tracking! It nails him to a tree! It's just that easy! Only problem I foresee is the range of this thing if you miss. That could present problems. "Who's the wiseguy that nailed my truck to a tree with this, uh, this, this, gigantic arrow thingie??!!"
This thing would also be awesome at 3D tournaments. I'd put it on wheels for that. You'd win every time! You'd get solid perfect scores! How could anyone dispute it? It'd carry the 3D animal a good 500 yards away! They're not going to walk over there and check!
And this thing would effectively put an end to every "What pound bow do I need for big game?" thread on the whole board here! What poundage do you need? Son, get one of these babies and you won't ever ask that question again! How does a crew-served bow sound to ya, m'boy? Maybe a thousand pound draw or higher. Pass-throughs ya want? This thing will pass through 5 friggin' 1972 Cadillacs and keep going.