LOL, I know exactly what you mean, Jim, had the same thoughts running through my mind (Big Dog Is like that - Likes to keep a little mystery in life
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I'm gonna clear it up further though:
His Wife is Kelly (and is Highly thought of by all of his gang of cutthroat archers from the north country.)
also,
His Cousin is "Bubba"
His Dog is "He Who Sits On The Hilltop And Howls"
His Mule is "McIntosh" and it is rumored he has pink streaks inside.
His goldfish is "Fluffy", but he calls it "Slimey" - or is it the other way around? Oh Well ....
His Armadillo (sadly froze to Death) is "Tex"
His pet Grizzley is "He Who Sits On The Other Hill And Howls To Try To Get The Dog To Come TO Him" (Snack-time)
The Cat (Notice "THE" - cats don't belong to folks, folks belong to cats) is "Ol' Noname"
Now aren't we all glad we got that all squared away?
(I'm a very sick person but luckily I don't have these spells often, and only among friends
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