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Offline DesertFox

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You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« on: June 04, 2010, 01:43:00 AM »
1. To you, a compound bow is just a gun that fires arrows, not a Bow.

2. The expensive Martin recurve you purchased is gathering dust while your handmade bows get lavished with attention. (this one is me right now  :p )

3. You find yourself looking at hardwood furniture as potential bow materials instead of as furniture.

Add your own if this looks like fun to you. Otherwise, ignore it  :p
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Offline walkabout

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2010, 02:09:00 AM »
1. You do 35 in a 55 zone looking for rivercane growing in ditches.
2. you find yourself pulling dried layers of titebond glue off your hands at least 3 times a day.
3. your wife/girlfriend asks you where all your new tshirts have disapeared to and you reply that you used them for tung oil.
4. when you pull a wad of dollar bills out of your pocket it is always accompanied by a significant amount of sawdust or wood shavings.
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Offline Paul/KS

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2010, 02:11:00 AM »
You slow down and check out straight trees as you are driving to work/home...

(Then you wonder about how hard it would be to cut it down and sneak it out...)

Offline PZee

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2010, 05:22:00 AM »
Ghee, I've got it bad and I'm not nearly as accomplished as most the bowyers on this site. Actually I don't call myself a bowyer, but I do most of the above.

I go around hardwood flooring companies asking for offcuts and old sample boards. Make great handles, powerlams and tip overlays!
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Offline Andrew Wesley

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2010, 06:48:00 AM »
if you look at a bonfire with disgust.
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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2010, 08:37:00 AM »
If you go buy a cord of firewood and think to yourself, "What a waste!" Jawge

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2010, 10:30:00 AM »
If you had more fun trashing your first stave than shooting the bow you already have.


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Offline chrisg

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2010, 12:43:00 PM »
in SA we BURN a fabulous hard wood called leadwood/hardekool and its equally magical cousin rooibos or redbushwillow. Ok so they make braaied meat taste like heaven..Both are heavier than water- they sink. My pile of take outs for bow handles and tip overlays, knife handles is larger than the wood we plan to burn...
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Offline Hermann From Bavaria

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2010, 04:09:00 PM »
1. if you nearly have a car-accident cause you check out trees standing beside of the road,

2. your girlfriend or wife call you a "bowbuilding-addict"

3. i you are trainig your form under the shower (or everywhere you feel unobservated)

4. checkout the whole www for bow-building materials and tools

5. after finishing and shooting your new bow, the next bow grows already in your mind.

6. a simple question from a non-bowyer about bow-things ends up in hours of explanations.

and so on...

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Offline DesertFox

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2010, 04:46:00 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by walkabout:
1. You do 35 in a 55 zone looking for rivercane growing in ditches.
2. you find yourself pulling dried layers of titebond glue off your hands at least 3 times a day.
3. your wife/girlfriend asks you where all your new tshirts have disapeared to and you reply that you used them for tung oil.
4. when you pull a wad of dollar bills out of your pocket it is always accompanied by a significant amount of sawdust or wood shavings.
I have to laugh at how every single one of those has happened to me  :p
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Offline Mike Most

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2010, 06:46:00 PM »
1. You just laid down a new bamboo floor, and you were hoping for a couple left over boxes of bamboo (regardless of cost).

2. You keep your bows on your bed so you can feel graceful curves while your sleeping.

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Offline Rap.

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2010, 07:28:00 PM »
When you are hunting, you are too busy looking at prospective stave trees to see your quarry.

You have so many bows you can't decide which one to shoot.

Your first deer with a primitive,self made equipment felt like your first deer ever.

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2010, 08:33:00 PM »
You gentlemen are very very sick, and should seek professional help immediately.  HA HA it is a wonderful sickness isn't it.

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2010, 08:59:00 PM »
1. You have yet to make the perfect bow ('cause if you did you wouldn't be making bows anymore)

2. Your wife starts telling you what wood combinations look good together.

3. You shoot more than one bow per day.
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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2010, 10:52:00 PM »
you blow your nose and it's yellow
Always strive to do the right thing. Don't beat yourself down when you mess up. Ask for forgivness and keep on keeping on.

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2010, 11:48:00 PM »
1. All your clothes have yellow stains from osage dust.

2.  You have ever grilled with osage for charcole.

3. You have ever drove seven hours to sleep in a truck just so you can make it to OJAM.

4. You have spent more than four hours at once reading through the archives
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Offline Thumper Dunker

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2010, 11:52:00 PM »
Dang . And to think theres no cure. I think I do all the above.Tell your wife that those are not sticks growing there thats new arrows.
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Offline J. Holden

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2010, 07:08:00 AM »
You look at a section of the chair rail at work and think it would make a nice board bow!

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Offline chrisg

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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2010, 08:48:00 AM »
someone asks you about the spicy new deodorant you have on, nah, thats Padauk, no not paprika dust, PADAUK
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Re: You might be a Tradgang Bowyer if...
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2010, 09:34:00 AM »
you can't stop yanking on a drawknife even though your wrist has been fused, you have a compression fracture in the T8 mid-spine and your shop is over 90 degrees!
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