lol i havent seen that emoticon yet , thats a good one...
my only recommendation is to find a good lumber yard and start with good lumber. you might get lucky at the big chain store , but chances are , the selection is going to be small , and the assortment even smaller. i got my first piece from a big store , and it was so light and crappy , it sucked. the next piece that im workin now , came from a sawmill/lumberyard , and it was only seven cents more than what i paid for the crap wood. not to mention they had tons and tons (literally) of it , and they said that they would cut me the exact piece i wanted , if i wanted....
i second 4est. pofolkbows is a good one too , and everyone here is more than happy to share the wisdom...
good luck
-hov