Don't know how your credit is, but a possible escape is to hide the spot for the moment... jacket on the floor, spread out a tarp like you thought of it in advance, or whatever. Keep lights low... Then when she comes home, "You know, honey, I was noticing tonight, this room would benefit from some redecoration... You're such a great wife, why don't you do whatever you'd like with it?" Let's see... Death or a Huge Bill? eeney, meeney......