Originally posted by fujimo:
...but I can see the brain slowly turning to porridge...
Well Wayne, I've got a 16, 14, and 11. Taken from a perspective outside my household, they are beautiful, smart, responsible, well-adjusted young ladies. But at home, there seems to be just too much estrogen in one house for any of the above to apply to more than one of the four females at a time!
Last night DU1 and DU2 chose to skip dinner and go to bed early after the unreasonable demands of their parents. (Emailing a coach and rinsing the dogs' feet off before bringing in the house.) I've noticed my wife is drinking wine almost every day now that we're into teenage years. And I've also noticed that the recycling bin also seems to have more empty bourbon bottles than before; we won't name names on that one.
I've decided that instead of threatening boyfriends, I plan to offer each of them a beer. They'll need it to deal with my daughters.
Personally, I hope my liver lasts long enough to see them off happily married and trying to raise my teenage granddaughters!