you are lost.
the only thing that might help is to blame somebody else.
maybe you try it this way.
you:honey?
she:........
you:honey,can we talk about these archerythingy?
she:ok,what do you want?
you:i know i have a problem and i was looking for help.i went ot the doc a few weeks befor and he send me to psychologist who should work with me to solve my problems.
she:........are you kidding?
you:no way,the psychologist was from harvard,a real good doc.i have spoe to him a few times and somehow he really helped me.
she: he helped you?in which way did he help you?
you:well.....somehow...we...i mean he......
must i say this?
she:yes.
you:there is nothing wrong with trad archery he told me.
she: what?
you:he was very kind with me and told me his secret.
she:what kind of secret?
you:go for a DAS bow,one of the best bows for the money you can get.thats why i have this bow.
it was the docs fault.
she:....... :mad:
.blaming the doc didnt turn out to be a good idea.
what about your dad?
since you are on your own with this problem,blame him.
maybe like this.
a few weeks later......
you:honey?
she:what?
can we talk about this archerythingy again please?
she:but no BS this time.
you:ok i want to tell you the truth.
she:omg,you have bin to the stripclub.
you:no no,thats not what i want to say.
its about dad.
she:dad?
you:yes it is his fault that i have this bows.
she:so he forced you to buy this stuff behind my back?
you:no.liste i will tell you a story.
when i was a litle kisd of 8 years my father took me with him for my first bowhunt.
that was very exceting for a kid of my age.
i was very proud of my bow.
it was a selfmade haselnutstick.
after a while my fater turned aroun to me and said.
father:son?
you:yes,dad?
father:if you ever gona be a good bowhunter look for somthing better then this haselnutstick.
you:ok dad when im as big as you im gona buy me a bow as good as yours.ok dad?
father:good boy.but one warning tho.if you are married at that time,dont tell you wife the price of that bow.ok?
you:ok dad.
.............
you:dad,i have a question.
father:yes son.
you:didnt you tell me NOT to lie when im married?
father:yes....but.... you know...you see......
with trad archery.....you better lie.
you:realy?
father:yes,its better,i know what im talking about.
you:ok dad i trust you in that.
father:but one warning,dont get caught by your wife,you will be in big trouble.
so take good precautions not to get caught.
you:ok dad.
father:and dont ask me for help,your mom will get aware of it,and then i will have a talk with her.
about my bows.
you:ok dad.
back to present.
you:now you know everything about my secret.
its dads fault.
she:.....
gets up,calls your mom,mom is having a talk with dad,about his bows.
she is angry with you anyway.
father is angry because the secret is not a secret anymore.
mom is angry because you didnt tell it to her earlyer.
you are a lost and lonesome stranger and nobody wants to talk with you anymore.
honestly the only thing you can do is,go to your wife abd surrender.
godd luck.
i hope nobody minds the tipos,but im not a native englishspeaker,
greetings shantam
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