I had a serious case of TP just a little while ago. I was mowing my yard, my target is one 4' by 4' by 5' high soy bean seed crate. I have a 4' by 4' by 4' color pallet bead crate of the same construction that I got from Vogel Paints one top of that, I like to shoot at tossed things, both stuffed with used silage plastic. I was re arranging them, as they were looking tilted, when out from between about 400 earwigs came boiling out. Remember that Startrec 'Rath of Con', when they put one in the Russian guy's ear and it came out the other ear? Actually, they are just a nuisance and not dangerous, I was just being a wimp. But then the good part. I was discussing the earwigs with my neighbor while he was standing on a rather large ant mound. I'll give the guy one thing, he is one hell of a dancer for is age, at least he didn't drop his pants in public, I would have.