After going back thru the thread, I see what the problem is. The stain is alcohol based, well that's only going to work if you blow .20 or higher on the breathalyzer.
You need the new saliva based stain and finish; "SPITSHINE"!. Guaranteed to put a smile on anybody with salivary glands. Works with a full set of teeth or dentures. Always filtered, so you never see what the chemists had for lunch!