The frantic flurry of activity that followed produced an eruption of gear rarely seen by those outside a space shuttle mission. It took 15 seconds to admire our accommodations and sort out sleeping arrangements, then another hour and a half unloading all manner of coolers, cases, bags, and duffels.
Soon the bows were broken out and we proceeded to ventilate the bear targets from both the ground and the dizzying height of 6 feet. The stand was a point of interest as the team looked on wide eyed when Lloyd explained proper procedure should a bear set it’s chin on your platform to sniff your boots. “Awwww, they’re just curious is all.” The symphonic “GULP” as adam’s apples moved in unison ended the lecture.
Stands were chosen from a hat with Tom drawing each hunter’s name. Most I knew from last year, some had been added while some old ones repositioned. Names that will ring in the ears of many for years to come: The Deli, The Bowl, The Glove, Black Label, Moose Path, Moose Tower, Bird…names both as descriptive and obscure as hunters are apt to create. Tom chose me for Mile Marker 42…a stand I had hunted last year. He offered to redraw but considering one stand was as good as any in this bear-rich area, and I particularly liked that stand last year, I opted to stick with it. Besides, I got a good feeling when he called out the stand…go with your gut.
We divided up to run baits and headed out with an eager spring in our steps.
Wait a minute…wait a minute, I can’t leave it as simple as that. Intermission….
Have you ever run a bear bait before? In this case, we were peddlin doughnuts, pastries, twinkie-type treats, rancid meat trimmings and the most vile, foul, putrid concoction of rotten walleye carcases and water…which when sealed in 5 gallon buckets and steeped in the sun for weeks created an emulsion that could only be found in a bear camp or the bowels of Hades. All topped by a squirt of quaint little vintage brewed by the light of the moon that smelled vaguely of bacon, licorice, and old socks. It was common practice to see guys fight bouts of nausea and reflexive gagging during a bait run…many hung their baiting clothes downwind of camp only to burn them right before we left. In short, we had all the stuff needed to get a bear’s attention and keep it.
Now…where was I…