The following is a transcript of an actual conversation between my wife and I one night while we were eating at a restaurant:
Wife: So, how much money do you spend on hunting every year?
Me: You know my deer lease is $1000/year!
Wife: No, I mean on everything, like lease fee, feed, bows, arrows, clothes, gas.........you know,everything!
Me: (I had to sit back a while as the sweat began to bead up on my forehead and think of a proper response).........Well, I’m not sure I know the answer to that question, and I’m positive you don’t want to know the answer!!!!!!
End of conversation! To this day, she has never since asked me about it. God, l love that woman!!!!!!!!
Bisch