The pre rut was in full swing, love was in the air, and the bucks were all worked up looking for receptive does. A big, rusty colored fox squirrel had made his way across the canopy and was now in the cedar above me. I love watching squirrels frolic. Many folks mistakenly think they mess up the deer hunting. That’s pure nonsense. Squirrels and deer live closely together and if anything, the sounds of squirrels feeding helps put deer at ease. Trying to reach the ground, he wound up coming down the trunk of a smallish sapling only a few feet in front of me. He stopped about 6 feet off the ground to have a good look around and make sure nothing terrible was down there. Turns out, something terrible was down there! Me...He froze, looking dead at me. An intense staring contest ensued. Now I was an old hand at winning staring contests, and I figured a squirrel, being the nervous and jumpy sort, would be a piece of cake. He was sure tougher than I thought! Neither of us moved a muscle or blinked for several long minutes. Finally his squirrel nature got the better of him and he began to twitch his tail. This was a sure sign he was about to crack. Surprisingly, he had apparently decided whatever that ugly thing was, it was not keeping him from his breakfast. He jumped down and began foraging only a few feet away, stopping every few seconds to give me the stink eye. This created a small problem. While I certainly enjoyed watching him, I was now frozen in place. Already being suspicious, the slightest movement on my part would cause the squirrel to have an immediate and complete nervous breakdown. This would then alert every living creature in this whole neck of the woods. And deer do pay attention to alarmed squirrels. I figured he would feed on off, but instead he soon became fixated on me again. This time instead of a staring contest, he nervously approached to within about 5 feet. I could tell there was no going back now, he knew something was up, but the curiosity was simply more than he could bear. Might as well have a little fun I thought, so right as he was taking another tentative step towards me, I very suddenly jerked my hands up and went “Boo”. He jumped several feet straight up in the air, swapped ends, and began to run frantically. If he’d have been on the ground, he’d have really covered some distance! As it was, he had not gone anywhere but up, and then back down. Upon reaching the ground once again, and despite the fact that he’d gone nowhere, he now decided a direction change was in order. After a few feet, yet another direction change seemed like the thing to do. This went on for some time. That poor squirrel ran a mighty long way at a very frantic pace, to only end up about 10 feet further from me than when he started. He had finally come to rest on another sapling, about a foot off the ground and breathing like a race horse that had just run the Kentucky derby. At this point he seemed to remember that he could climb trees, and scrambled up the sapling and into the canopy. What a wonderful show! I felt very pleased with myself. That is until I noticed the 8 point staring at me from 60 yards away.....