He's a shooter, he's on my hit list, he's a shooter buck, that's a sho' 'nuf bigun, I gave um a parking ticket, gave um a ride home in the back of my truck, killed um with my ol' stick and string (holds up a $2500.00 compound with a dozen gadgets on it), killed um with my ol smoke pole ($1000.00 stainless steel in-line muzzleloader with synthetic stock and #600.00 scope), boy howdy that was a long poke, I drug um a far piece.
I've heard all of these. Never said any of them myself out of a sense of self-respect.